"Hey, can I buy a cigarette?"

[buddy]

He: "Hey, can I buy a cigarette?"

Him: "No. I'll give you one.

He: "No. I won't take it if I can't buy it."

Him: "Well, I won't sell it if I can't give it."

He: "Are you serious?'

Him: "Yes."

He: "You're a moron."

Him: "Enjoy your day!"

He: "Yeah....right"

 

[Amethyest]

I must be in a weird mood, cause that was funny as hell! :mj07:

 

[THE KOD]

Hey, can I have a quarter ?"

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Him: "No. but I will flip you for it.

He: "No. I won't take it if I can't just have it."

Him: "Well, I won't give it if I can't flip you for it."

He: "Are you serious?'

Him: "Yes."

He: "You're a moron."

Him: And I still have my quarter for church Sunday !"

He: Well Amen then

 

[Amethyest]

:0003

 

[Morris]

 

[buddy]

:director: "Hey Morris, wake up!"

 

[The Joker]

He: "Hey, can I buy a BJ?"

Prostitute: "No. I'll give you one.

He: "Okay."


-End of story-

 

[comfortable1]

He: "Religion is a myth."

Him: "I know."

 

[hogman14]

he: "Religion is a myth."

him: "I know."

FYP :0008