I'm going to be in Paris early October, but I know you won't show up there, so how about some place where maybe you'll feel safer, right here in the USA.
I spent most of a year in the little town of Spencer, WV. There's just one bar in town, the Green Lantern. Right on the square, you can't miss it.
Since it's the only bar in town, everybody goes there. You'll probably find a couple of miners sharing a table with the sheriff, and maybe a teacher. It's a friendly place, and I've had drinks with those folks before, so they'll probably ask us to join them.
After a few drinks, you can tell them about how evil unions are.
I'll even make sure what's left of you gets home afterwards - in a slop bucket.
I spent most of a year in the little town of Spencer, WV. There's just one bar in town, the Green Lantern. Right on the square, you can't miss it.
Since it's the only bar in town, everybody goes there. You'll probably find a couple of miners sharing a table with the sheriff, and maybe a teacher. It's a friendly place, and I've had drinks with those folks before, so they'll probably ask us to join them.
After a few drinks, you can tell them about how evil unions are.
I'll even make sure what's left of you gets home afterwards - in a slop bucket.

