Hi, my name is Hussein

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and I am withdrawing from contention for the nomination of candidate to the office of president of the United States.

I regret that I lied, cheated, stole, associated with at best, spurious characters, that I wrote about lovingly in many books, my bad on that one really, and that I am a low-life, who will flanagle any situation to my advantage.

Really, I should never have been elected to any office, and the fact that the leftist media has propped me up to such a lofty place, has even me concerned. I mean come on, no one can nae a damn thing I've done for this country, although, everyone in this great nation of ours knows I closed on my swetheart house loan deal the same day my wife used undue influence to help out the guy who gave us the loan. My bad on that one.

The only think i even came close to accomplishing was a bill with Hillary. It's strange to think now I have to contend with that self-same behemoth, perhaps the biggest monster in modern Democratic history. Man, I should have thought about all those shady deals I brokered, all the shadowy figures I involve myself with, and how keen the American public is to know about stuff potential presidential candidates, Whoops, my bad on that one.

I know that it would come out that I am a Muslim, brought up in the most populace Islamic nation on earth, where anti-American sentiment have been on the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and lead stories on radio, film, and TV broadcasts for decades, now. But seriously, just coz I'm a Muslim doesn't mean I hate America, now does it?? Anyways, my bad on that one, more lies from yours truly.

Finally I have known friends in the "underworld" of Chicago, and when major newspapers broke those stories I was hoping they'd eventually go away, but nope, they linger like the odor of dead fish in a trolley car. My bad on that one, guys.

Take care, and maybe one day the Dems can find a candidate who hasn't broken any felonies in the last 25 years.
 

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Hard not to love this guy.

Kisses, Tenzing.:kiss: mmmwwwwwaaaahhhh!
 

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Hi, my name is John McCain

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and I am withdrawing from contention for the nomination of candidate to the office of president of the United States.

I regret that I lied, cheated, stole, associated with at best, spurious characters, that I wrote about lovingly in many books, my bad on that one really, and that I am a low-life, who will flanagle any situation to my advantage.

Really, I should never have been elected to any office, and the fact that the leftist media has propped me up to such a lofty place, has even me concerned. I mean come on, no one can nae a damn thing I've done for this country, although, everyone in this great nation of ours knows I closed on my swetheart house loan deal the same day my wife used undue influence to help out the guy who gave us the loan. My bad on that one.

The only think i even came close to accomplishing was a bill with Hillary. It's strange to think now I have to contend with that self-same behemoth, perhaps the biggest monster in modern Democratic history. Man, I should have thought about all those shady deals I brokered, all the shadowy figures I involve myself with, and how keen the American public is to know about stuff potential presidential candidates, Whoops, my bad on that one.

I know that it would come out that I am a Muslim, brought up in the most populace Islamic nation on earth, where anti-American sentiment have been on the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and lead stories on radio, film, and TV broadcasts for decades, now. But seriously, just coz I'm a Muslim doesn't mean I hate America, now does it?? Anyways, my bad on that one, more lies from yours truly.

Finally I have known friends in the "underworld" of Chicago, and when major newspapers broke those stories I was hoping they'd eventually go away, but nope, they linger like the odor of dead fish in a trolley car. My bad on that one, guys.

Take care, and maybe one day the Rep can find a candidate who hasn't broken any felonies in the last 25 years
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I got to agree that McCain is a old fawking rat bastid. War monger, lobby sucking, wife rich ,
broken down, old horse head.
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Geez I feel better now
 
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