> > THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
> >
> > After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
> > could not afford a larger bed.
> >
> > So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
> > didn't want to have any more children.
> >
> > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
> > fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said
> > the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fire works are legal in
> > Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
> > and count to "10"."
> >
> > The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> > shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
> > is going to help me."
> >
> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >
> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> > the can up to his ear and began to count!
> >
> > "1"
> >
> > " 2"
> >
> > "3"
> >
> > "4"
> >
> > "5"
> >
> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and....
> > continued counting on his other hand
> >
> > After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
> > could not afford a larger bed.
> >
> > So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
> > didn't want to have any more children.
> >
> > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
> > fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said
> > the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fire works are legal in
> > Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
> > and count to "10"."
> >
> > The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
> > shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
> > is going to help me."
> >
> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >
> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> > the can up to his ear and began to count!
> >
> > "1"
> >
> > " 2"
> >
> > "3"
> >
> > "4"
> >
> > "5"
> >
> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and....
> > continued counting on his other hand
