I take that back even if the entire league mysteriously vanished from the face of the earth and I knew their exact location I would not divulge that to anyone until every single one of them could hit ft's, run the court, Shwan Kemp could fit into 36" pants, Rasheed Wallace could play an entire game without me seeing his entire set of teeth and uvula for the entire game, Antoine Walker would have that herky jerky walk of his as his regular everyday walk except on the court, Iverson would have to attend all meetings, Ray Allen would have to hit a shot w/someone in his face w/game on the line at least 68%. The lords of my underworld would be Bobby Knight, Rick Pitino, Larry Bird, Bill Laimber, Magic,Tubby Smith, Strollin Nolan Richardson, Jordan would get an exemption as player, Red Auerbach, Duncan would get an exemption as well, kid plays hard and pro on the court. Noone would be allowed to leave until all signed off, LOL!! Feel free to add any remarks or lords of the underworld you may like
