Joe Stretch was sitting at home watching television on a Thursday night when all of a sudden, Whack !! right across the back of his head his wife hits him with a rolled up newspaper. Ouch, Joe replies, was that for? Wife replies, " I was washing the laundry when I came upon a piece of paper in your pants pocket, and it said Linda Lou". Oh said Joe, "That was the horse I bet on at the Track". "Oh I am sorry" she replied , thats a good explanation. The next week Tim is sitting on the couch watching television when his wife comes up behind him with an iron skillet. Thwack, knocks him out cold!! When Joe comes to he says, "what the hell was that for!!" Brenda replied, "Your horse called!!"
