A blond walks into a bank in New York City & asks to speak to the loan officer. She tells the loan officer that she has to take a business trip to Europe & would like to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says that they would need some type of security for the loan, so the blond hands over keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked in front of the bank,she has the title & evrything else checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president & it's officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonds expense for her using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral for a $5000 loan. A bank employee then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage & parks it there. Two weeks later the blond returns to the bank, repays the $5000 loan & the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, & this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are puzzled. While you were away we checked you out & found out that you are multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000? The blond replies, "Where else in NYC can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 & expect it to be there when I return?
