how about some humor.......

[AR182]

A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was
found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that
started with the letter "T".

Examples of those days are as follows:

Tuesday

Thursday

Thanksgiving

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday

Thunday



A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in
the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water

12% said it was to go to the toilet

83% said it was to go home



The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.



(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity



(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs




(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minutes




(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.




(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever.



(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?

(A) Row, row, row your boat.

 

[StevieD]

Re: how about some humor.......

(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2

 

[NFLXTFAN]

Here's a couple I heard recently

Here's a couple I heard recently

A married guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Eddie, poor me a stiff one. I just got into it again with the old lady." The bartender asks him how it ended, to which the guy replied, "She came crawling back to me on her hands and knees." The bartender says. "Boy, that's a change, what did she say?" The guy says, "She said to get out from underneath that bed you chicken shit!"

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Why do women have yeast infections?

So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

 

[djv]