How The Hell Does This Program Work?

IntenseOperator

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Women are all a pain in the ass

HTF does this program work? She wants to go out and see a play. Fine. Ball is in her court (I don't even know what play it is). She's gonna make dinner, we'll eat at her house, then head out. She brilliantly decided she wanted to see this play ON OPENING NIGHT. Naturally, whatever the play is, it's sold out. Pure genius. Then I get, "So what do you want to do?" More genius. Now the ball is in my court. I just called and asked her if dinner was still on at her place. She says no since the play is a no-go. WTF is that shit! We could get into it big time if I wanted to go there. Whatever. A couple other things....We are going on 4 years so it's not like our 2nd date or anything. AND SHE WAS OFF FVKING WORK TODAY AND HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO!

So now I have a nice little Italian joint in mind. Then we'll hit a couple places for some pops. Not being cheap, but now the whole night has become my idea and is coming out of my wallet (her work sit), and I can't even get the satisfaction of calling her out on the bush league move! She not doing any of this consciously, that's the genius of it (women).

One more thing....
We will be dropping off her truck tonight at my mechanics. Summer is here and she does hour drives on the highway in the heat on weekends. Her idea of an oil change (which I'll pop for as well) has something to do with salads.

One more thing...
She wants to take this to the next level and can't see why I'm not diving in.

Nice F'n night off!

What kind of goggles do women use?

This all of course, is a reflection on me. I GOT TO BE out of my F'n mind!
 
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get a case of beer....

order a pizza..... or one of those salads on a bun with a hot dog in it you guys love.

flip on the sox game

tell her since her idea failed miserably, shes welcome to come over and join you. either way you're happy and hey....reality is that really is the next level


gl
 
Agent 0659

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The program works like this, they have 50% of the money$$$ and 100% of the pussy.

Now call her and tell her you love her and go buy that ring....:00hour
 
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freelancc said:
and don't forget the Life Insurance :mj07:
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And YES, I do sell Life Insurance!!:00hour

And for a nominal fee, I can add that new $20,000 ring to your Homeowners policy, plus we need to make sure your 2nd mortgage to pay for the $35,000 wedding gets added as an additional interest. :00hour
 
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io...

i quit figuring women out a long time ago...

they know they have what we want...so i just go along with the program & say yes dear....& i follow.

it's much better than beating it...but more expensive...lol
 
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vinnie said:
Is Sponge going to be the best man :shrug:
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Nah, i refuse to be best man to anyone pussy whupped. I now see where his and FDC rage comes from tho. There relationship with ladies seem to push them over the edge. They come in here after their old ladies tell them how things are gonna be and it gets them frustrated so they vent in here. I use to do the same thing but I then turned 19 and became a man.
 
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The Sponge said:
Nah, i refuse to be best man to anyone pussy whupped. I now see where his and FDC rage comes from tho. There relationship with ladies seem to push them over the edge. They come in here after their old ladies tell them how things are gonna be and it gets them frustrated so they vent in here. I use to do the same thing but I then turned 19 and became a man.
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:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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The Sponge said:
I use to do the same thing but I then turned 19 and became a man.
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heh, is this post from the same guy who said this:

The Sponge said:
i have another problem relating to the testicle area. I live with my brother and sometimes do his wash. Well, sometimes (with latex gloves on) when i do his clothes and pick up his drawers a piece of rolled up toilet paper comes out. I asked him what is this for.? He said he puts it in after he pisses so nothing drips on his underwear. I said i actually understand this because one time i saw one of his drawers and i thought he pissed right threw them. I was just wondering if you wear these man pads once in a while or is this common practice with men?
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no pepper said:
heh, is this post from the same guy who said this:
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Not sure what that post has to do about being a man? What is really strange is you saving it. :shrug: By the way im sure if you asked a few guys wives they would say the same thing.
 
gardenweasel

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4 years?.......sounds like she has level 5 hard cheese impaction..

usually occurs around the 3 to 5 year mark......theres nothing you can do about it unless you own a hazmat suit(cause we all know g.w. bush sent all the laxatives to iraq)...

.....and even if you could,it tends to leave your hands smelling funny....

you`ll get used to it.......don`t be so hard on yerself,my buddy...
 
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Originally Posted by The Sponge

i have another problem relating to the testicle area. I live with my brother and sometimes do his wash. Well, sometimes (with latex gloves on) when i do his clothes and pick up his drawers a piece of rolled up toilet paper comes out. I asked him what is this for.? He said he puts it in after he pisses so nothing drips on his underwear. I said i actually understand this because one time i saw one of his drawers and i thought he pissed right threw them. I was just wondering if you wear these man pads once in a while or is this common practice with men?



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WTF Is this?
 
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