How to identify where a driver is from..

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How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
PHILADELPHIA

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
DELAWARE

One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
NEW YORK

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window:
TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.

Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.

One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS.

 

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Bale of hay on roof of jeep grand cherokee(how do they get by with this name? you couldn't name a sports team the Cherokees could you?) with cell phone in your ear and driving 58 mph in fast lane of I 270?

BUTLER OR PIKE COUNTY OHIO