How to make it around here without getting the BOOT!

[Bluemound Freak]

I have been hanging around here for quite sometime and I have noticed that there are a few similarities that most of us "Senior Members" Have in common! Take for instance the fact that we show each other respect! I am sure that most of you that have been here for some length of time are all well aware of the fact that I just did a 21 day stint in a Treatment facility and have had some extensive one on one counselling lately! Well.......I am here to give back to my community now that I have taken a lesson in life, and I might add I knew how to present myself around here before I went away! Here is a list of things you should and should not say here at Madjacksports!


1. If I were to want Jack's opinion on a matter this is how I would ask him for it: Hey Jack.......What is your professional opinion on this matter, and how would you carry out such a task?

I would not say: Hey Gambling Guru........Yeah I am talking to you Jacker...........What the F**K do you think and who's ass would you start kicking first?


2. We all know that Felonious Monk is a Technical kind of guy, If I wanted a computer question fielded I might say: Hey Travis, what do I need to do to get rid of this computer virus I have been sent?

I would not say: Hey you pencil necked monkey looking geek, how the F@@k do I get rid of the Computer herpes?

3. If I was directing a question in fatdaddycool's general direction, say a question on love making. I might ask it like: Mr. Fat, I have this young lady who is coming on to me, how do I let her know that I fancy her as well?

I would not say: Hey Fat A$$, This Bitch at work wants me and I think I want to nail her! What would you do to score that ass?


4. And as we all know, if you want to know how to get down while you are on vacation in Vegas there is but one man to ask for advice, Fletcher! If I wanted to know what to expect on my super bowl trip I might say something like: Dearest Eric, I was wondering. While I am perusing the big city of Vegas, what should I keep an eye out for and how might I avoid the wrong parts of town?

I would not say: Hey ding dong, where can I get my pencil dipped quickly if I want to leave the old lady alone in the Super 8 for a half hour or so?

If you can, please add to this list! It may help someone live a long fruitfilled life here at Jack's!

Thanks, Freak!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Oh yeah, if I wanted to get my point across on some of my capping skills I might tilte a thread, Freaks Picks!

I would not title my thread: Hey Assholes!


If I wanted to disagree with what someone said around here I might say! I think you are wrong

I would not say: Hey Take another drink and thanks for your input!



( Yeah I know This is a crack on Txag or whatever his name is! )

 

[Blazer]

Freak

Freak

Point noted. <P>
Freak if your opinion is attacked and there is a jerk here who is being rude would you retaliate or would you just let it go?<P>

 

[Bluemound Freak]

If my opinion is attacked?????? Here is my checklist or my decision to return fire list if you will!

1. I would first decide how worthy an opponent I had just picked up! For instance, If this was just some jerk with a Web TV trying to pick a fight I ignore them, now if it is someone who has made a legitimate point of discussion I am ready to go!

2.Then I would be willing to sling a barrage of catchy phrases and words back at them to see if they were ready to fight or if they were just passing their miserable time at work by starting shit!

3. And third, I would fight my point to the bitter end or untill this person has surrendered their bank accounts and children over to me! Or I would just keep on until Jack shuts me down!


But in all cases there are 2 sides. So if you feel like you are correct in what you say.............Stand up and account for your words!

 

[Blazer]

I pulled up

I pulled up

Point noted again....<P>
Due to the over abundance of trash-talk on this site I backed down and wished my adversary well. I think they would fall into the catagory of your 1st point. You know the type.

 

[txag]

hey freak i already said this in my post but in case you didnt see i wanted to say it here too. i had no idea that you are a recovering alcoholic becasue there is no way i would joke about something like that. you may not believe me but im truely sorry. seen some in my family go through waht u are and its not easy. i wish you the best of luck.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Hey man......No hard feelings at all! I am just here to make picks and have some fun!


I am just playing about all this stuff anyhow! I made that comment sort of in your defense! Read it carefully and you will catch it! I like to make people think for there information!


Peace
Freak

 

[txag]

thanks freak i just feel so bad about what i said even though i didnt know what your situation was. that kinda thing really hits close to home.

oh by the way titans and bucs win outright this weekend

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Bucs

Titans

 

[Double Sixes]

Best way to avoid the boot

Don't comport yourself like a bigoted fool or cry too much
when you get fleeced by a guy who took your $$$ but
didn't forward the golf shirt

 

[fletcher]

double sixes get my email from jack and i will send you a golf shirt from the event it was held i got both sirts and have lots of golf shirts from cc all around us have not worn it but will send it to you to make you happy,its a nice shirt so get the info and i will make you happy now be nice no one ripped you off,but i will take care of it so you have nothing to bitch at is that fair its an xlarge

 

[THE KOD]

double sixes get my email from jack and i will send you a golf shirt from the event it was held i got both sirts and have lots of golf shirts from cc all around us have not worn it but will send it to you to make you happy,its a nice shirt so get the info and i will make you happy now be nice no one ripped you off,but i will take care of it so you have nothing to bitch at is that fair its an xlarge

there goes fletcher giving the shirt off his back again !


Scott King of Dogs

 

[GlobalTrance]

DUDE !!!!! Freak :ITS VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU REGAINING YOUR FORM !!!!:jump: :spotting: :clap: . The Humorous way with which you put forth relevant material is VERY welcomed to this guy.

 

[djv]

:shrug: I missed something. I thought you had to bend over for the boot. Now what size boot does matter. A 11 or up will hurt for dam sure. All tall stories told here must have high standards to get the highest awards. There are some boots that are made for walking. Fletch I want a shirt off your back too. No boots please.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Double 6's........I guess you are using a new name! Although it looks as if you are spelling better these days! That First grade refresher course did you some good! If you are who you I think you are........then jpcaretti@mindspring.com is how you can get me your info and I will be glad to make ammends with you!


Freak!