How tell where a driver is from:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
INDIANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY.
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS.
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
INDIANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY.
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS.
