I got another jury summons today.
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Walk in with this tee shirt and it will be your last Jury Duty.......:0008
I was gonna say t-shirt that said that glove did fit! but i like this better :mj07:
Just tell them..
Just tell them..
"I believe EVERYONE on trial must be guilty, otherwise there would be NO trials..."
Jury duty....biggest waste of your valuable time...:0008
Just tell them..
"I believe EVERYONE on trial must be guilty, otherwise there would be NO trials..."
Jury duty....biggest waste of your valuable time...:0008
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By the Court: Is there any reason why you couldn't serve as a juror in this case?
By a Potential Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
The Court: Can't they do without you at work?
Potential Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know that.
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By Attorney: When he went -- had you gone -- and had she -- if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go -- gone also -- would he have brought you -- meaning you and she -- with him to the station?
By Opposing Counsel: Objection your Honor! That question ought to be taken out and shot.
By a Potential Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
The Court: Can't they do without you at work?
Potential Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know that.
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By Attorney: When he went -- had you gone -- and had she -- if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go -- gone also -- would he have brought you -- meaning you and she -- with him to the station?
By Opposing Counsel: Objection your Honor! That question ought to be taken out and shot.
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By Attorney: This Myasthenia Gavis, does it affect your memory at all?
By Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget things.
Attorney: You forget things? Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?
By Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
By Witness: He said, "Where am I Cheryl?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Kathy.
By Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
By Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
By Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
By Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
By Attorney: And where was the location of the accident?
By Witness: Approximately milepost 499.
Attorney: And where is milepost 499?
Witness: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
By Attorney: Sir, what is your IQ?
By Witness: Well, I think I can see pretty good.
By Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in Voodoo or the occult?
By Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes. Voodoo.
By Attorney: Officer, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
By Witness: Yes.
Attorney: Did the defendant say anything to you when she got out of her car?
Witness: Yes sir.
Attorney: What did she say to you?
Witness: She said, "What disco am I at?"
By Attorney: Did you blow your horn or anything?
By Witness: After the accident?
Attorney: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
By Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
By Witness: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
By Attorney: What is your date of birth sir.
By Witness: July 17th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.
By Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget things.
Attorney: You forget things? Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?
By Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
By Witness: He said, "Where am I Cheryl?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Kathy.
By Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
By Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
By Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
By Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
By Attorney: And where was the location of the accident?
By Witness: Approximately milepost 499.
Attorney: And where is milepost 499?
Witness: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
By Attorney: Sir, what is your IQ?
By Witness: Well, I think I can see pretty good.
By Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in Voodoo or the occult?
By Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes. Voodoo.
By Attorney: Officer, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
By Witness: Yes.
Attorney: Did the defendant say anything to you when she got out of her car?
Witness: Yes sir.
Attorney: What did she say to you?
Witness: She said, "What disco am I at?"
By Attorney: Did you blow your horn or anything?
By Witness: After the accident?
Attorney: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
By Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
By Witness: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
By Attorney: What is your date of birth sir.
By Witness: July 17th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.
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good show :0074
always thought it strange since I have been registered voter over 30 years and owned a home for 25 years :shrug:
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