I owe a state in the south three bills for a drunk and disorderly....

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Therefore I'm on Iowa State for 3 bills on Friday to get even!! It has to be a sign from above!
They just sent me a bill in the mail from spring break 92. They got me pissing in public and trying to resist arrest by doing the penguin down the beach in Daytona. What is the penguin you ask? It is trying to flee from your either getting your ass kicked or police apprehension with your pants around your ankles.:mj07:You can do a lot with words in the English language especially when you can't speak it well. For exanple my friend Diego qnd his wife Juanita are from below the border some fucking place and since they been flooding across for the past fifty years or more and he has been here working for me twelve years and the stock market is making him rich and the gas prices are low it has to be that foreigner in the white house's fault.:0corn. Any way just yesterday he uses 3 words in a sentence together that I shit you not I have never heard in one sentence before. Chicken finger and wheelchair.

"Senor Maggot" he says to me with his spanglish accent " Since your wife don't fuck anymore cuz chicken finger her self wheelchair Juanita if you give me a raise.


Anyway I understand Iowa state lost their second best scorer for spoken some shit at a party at his apartment. I make the adjustment to their backcourt and depth power figures that I make and guess what happens? Professor WTF screams loudly they are still better than Iowa by 6.
Huge edge upfront
still a moderate edge at guard and still deeper.
And remember the name Matt thomas. This kid is going to get playing time now and he don't smoke that shit. He is going to light it up from three just like his coach freddy Hoiberg used to.
Idon't need the 6 but I will certainly take it.
 
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