BOYS YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES I HAD ON A GOLF COURSE I PLAYED WITH 3 ABSOLUTE MORONS
BOYS I HAVE PLAYED GOLF NOW FOR OVER 15 YEARS AND HAVE PLAYED WITH THOUSANDS OF GUYS BUT THESE 3 IDIOTS TOOK THE CAKE.I USUALLY PLAY WITH A GROUP OF GUYS ON THE WEEKENDS WE HAVE 20 GUYS OR SO AND WE MAKE UP TEAMS I WAS THE ODD MAN OUT YESTERDAY SO I HOOKED UP WITH THE 3 STOOGES.HERE WE GO BOYS SO BRACE YOURSELVES.THE 3 STOOGES WORKED FOR THE FATHER AND SON MOVING COMPANY OF BOSTON RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT SHOULD HAVE SENT OUT A RED FLAG TO ME THAT ANYBODY WHO MOVES FURNITURE FOR A LIVING IS AN OVERPAYED GORRILLA THESE GUYS BELONGED IN THE CAN WHERE AT LEAST SOMEBODY COULD WATCH THEM.1ST TEE UP STEPS BOB HE IS A RUGGED LOOKING GUY HE WAS ACTUALLY THE SMARTEST OF THE STOOGES I THINK HE WAS THE FOREMAN WELL BOB STEPS UP AND OF COURSE I AM STANDING THERE AND I HEAR BANG BOB SAYS WOW THAT FELT GOOD ,.BOYS I CANT MAKE THIS UP ONE OF THE OTHER STOOGES PUT DOWN AN EXPLODING GOLF BALL ALL BOB ALL BOB HIT WAS A CLOUD OF DUST.BOB SAYS F-CK YOU GUYS I HIT THAT GOOD.SO BOB HITS A REAL BALL RIGHT OUT OF BOUNDS AND ON A ROAD WHERE TRAFFIC DRIVES BYE I CANT MAKE THIS UP HIS BALL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF 2 LANE TRAFFIC THE RULES ARE YOU HIT ANOTHER BALL BOB SAYS F-CK THAT I CAN PLAY THAT ONE.I AM SAYING TO MYSELF WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE.BOBS 2ND SHOT HE DOESNT TAKE THE BALL, OFF THE STREET HE ACTUALLY HITS THE BALL OFF THE ROAD THIS IS F-CKING UNBELIEVABLE CARS ARE BEEPING AT HIM AND HE IS GIVING THEM THE FINGER AND YELLING WAIT A MINUTE.I AM THINKING TO MYSELF JESUS CHRIST I HOPE NOBODY I KNOW DRIVES BY AND SEES ME WITH THESE NIT WITS.O.K. ENOUGH ABOUT BOB FOR NOW LETS TALK ABOUT THE OTHER 2 STOOGES HOW ABOUT STEVE HE HAS ALLERGIES SO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE FRONT 9 HE IS BLOWING SNORTS OUT OF HIS NOSE OUT OF ONE NOSTRAL AND SPITTING AND SWEARING I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH SWEARING IN MY LIFE.THEN THERE WAS DAN HE WAS LIKE 6 FOOT 2 AND WEIGHED ABOUT 280 WITH A FAT ARSE ALL HE DID THE WHOLE FRONT NINE IS COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS UNDERWEAR BEING STUCK UP HIS ARSE CAN YOU IMAGINE US WALKING DOWN THE FIRST FAIRWAY ONE GUY BLOWING HIS NOSE AND SPITTING ANOTHER GUY PICKING HIS ARSE AND PULLING OUT HIS UNDERWEAR AND THE OTHER GUY HITTING HIS GOLF BALL AND FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE DRIVING THERE CARS AS HE HITS HIS BALL OFF CEMENT WHAT THE F-CK.JACK THESE KNUCKLE HEADS ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS A YUPPY CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED A YUPPIE IN MY LIFE I JUST DONT WEAR DUNGAREE SHORTS WHEN I PLAY GOLF.JACK I KID YOU NOT THESE GUYS WERE NOT KIDS EITHER I WOULD SAY THEY HAD TO BE AT LEAST 35 YEARS OLD.I PLAYED 9 HOLES WITH THE 3 STOOGES THEN I MADE UP AN EXCUSE I HAD TO GO AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE MORONS HAD THE BALLS TO SAY TO ME (HEY JIM MAYBE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME HUH PAL) JACK AS I WAS LEAVING YOU ALWAYS SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GUYS YOU ARE PLAYING WITH BUT I JUST COULDNT WITH THIS BUNCH ONE GUY HAD HIS HANDS IN HIS NOSE ALLDAY AND SNEEZE ALL OVER HIM AND THE OTHER GUY WAS PICKING HIS ARSE ALLDAY I JUST WAIVED GOODBYE AND RAN TO THE PARKING LOT.JACK THESE GUYS WERE BY FAR THE BIGGEST MORONS I HAVE EVER PLAYED GOLF WITH I AM TAKING TODAY OFF FROM GOLF I NEED A DAY TO RECOVER
JACK WHEN I WAS PLAYING WITH THE 3 STOOGES YESTERDAY ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS I WONDER IF THIS IS HOW THE MADJACKS GOLF TOURNAMENT WILL BE,I HAVE A FEELING IT WILL:moon:
BOYS I HAVE PLAYED GOLF NOW FOR OVER 15 YEARS AND HAVE PLAYED WITH THOUSANDS OF GUYS BUT THESE 3 IDIOTS TOOK THE CAKE.I USUALLY PLAY WITH A GROUP OF GUYS ON THE WEEKENDS WE HAVE 20 GUYS OR SO AND WE MAKE UP TEAMS I WAS THE ODD MAN OUT YESTERDAY SO I HOOKED UP WITH THE 3 STOOGES.HERE WE GO BOYS SO BRACE YOURSELVES.THE 3 STOOGES WORKED FOR THE FATHER AND SON MOVING COMPANY OF BOSTON RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT SHOULD HAVE SENT OUT A RED FLAG TO ME THAT ANYBODY WHO MOVES FURNITURE FOR A LIVING IS AN OVERPAYED GORRILLA THESE GUYS BELONGED IN THE CAN WHERE AT LEAST SOMEBODY COULD WATCH THEM.1ST TEE UP STEPS BOB HE IS A RUGGED LOOKING GUY HE WAS ACTUALLY THE SMARTEST OF THE STOOGES I THINK HE WAS THE FOREMAN WELL BOB STEPS UP AND OF COURSE I AM STANDING THERE AND I HEAR BANG BOB SAYS WOW THAT FELT GOOD ,.BOYS I CANT MAKE THIS UP ONE OF THE OTHER STOOGES PUT DOWN AN EXPLODING GOLF BALL ALL BOB ALL BOB HIT WAS A CLOUD OF DUST.BOB SAYS F-CK YOU GUYS I HIT THAT GOOD.SO BOB HITS A REAL BALL RIGHT OUT OF BOUNDS AND ON A ROAD WHERE TRAFFIC DRIVES BYE I CANT MAKE THIS UP HIS BALL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF 2 LANE TRAFFIC THE RULES ARE YOU HIT ANOTHER BALL BOB SAYS F-CK THAT I CAN PLAY THAT ONE.I AM SAYING TO MYSELF WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE.BOBS 2ND SHOT HE DOESNT TAKE THE BALL, OFF THE STREET HE ACTUALLY HITS THE BALL OFF THE ROAD THIS IS F-CKING UNBELIEVABLE CARS ARE BEEPING AT HIM AND HE IS GIVING THEM THE FINGER AND YELLING WAIT A MINUTE.I AM THINKING TO MYSELF JESUS CHRIST I HOPE NOBODY I KNOW DRIVES BY AND SEES ME WITH THESE NIT WITS.O.K. ENOUGH ABOUT BOB FOR NOW LETS TALK ABOUT THE OTHER 2 STOOGES HOW ABOUT STEVE HE HAS ALLERGIES SO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE FRONT 9 HE IS BLOWING SNORTS OUT OF HIS NOSE OUT OF ONE NOSTRAL AND SPITTING AND SWEARING I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH SWEARING IN MY LIFE.THEN THERE WAS DAN HE WAS LIKE 6 FOOT 2 AND WEIGHED ABOUT 280 WITH A FAT ARSE ALL HE DID THE WHOLE FRONT NINE IS COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS UNDERWEAR BEING STUCK UP HIS ARSE CAN YOU IMAGINE US WALKING DOWN THE FIRST FAIRWAY ONE GUY BLOWING HIS NOSE AND SPITTING ANOTHER GUY PICKING HIS ARSE AND PULLING OUT HIS UNDERWEAR AND THE OTHER GUY HITTING HIS GOLF BALL AND FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE DRIVING THERE CARS AS HE HITS HIS BALL OFF CEMENT WHAT THE F-CK.JACK THESE KNUCKLE HEADS ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS A YUPPY CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED A YUPPIE IN MY LIFE I JUST DONT WEAR DUNGAREE SHORTS WHEN I PLAY GOLF.JACK I KID YOU NOT THESE GUYS WERE NOT KIDS EITHER I WOULD SAY THEY HAD TO BE AT LEAST 35 YEARS OLD.I PLAYED 9 HOLES WITH THE 3 STOOGES THEN I MADE UP AN EXCUSE I HAD TO GO AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE MORONS HAD THE BALLS TO SAY TO ME (HEY JIM MAYBE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME HUH PAL) JACK AS I WAS LEAVING YOU ALWAYS SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GUYS YOU ARE PLAYING WITH BUT I JUST COULDNT WITH THIS BUNCH ONE GUY HAD HIS HANDS IN HIS NOSE ALLDAY AND SNEEZE ALL OVER HIM AND THE OTHER GUY WAS PICKING HIS ARSE ALLDAY I JUST WAIVED GOODBYE AND RAN TO THE PARKING LOT.JACK THESE GUYS WERE BY FAR THE BIGGEST MORONS I HAVE EVER PLAYED GOLF WITH I AM TAKING TODAY OFF FROM GOLF I NEED A DAY TO RECOVERJACK WHEN I WAS PLAYING WITH THE 3 STOOGES YESTERDAY ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS I WONDER IF THIS IS HOW THE MADJACKS GOLF TOURNAMENT WILL BE,I HAVE A FEELING IT WILL:moon:
