I Shit You Not!!!

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TODAY OUR LOCAL RADIO STATION HAD A CONTEST CALLED THE SUPER POOPER BOWL! WITH THE WINNER GUARANTEED A TRIP TO SEE LINCOLN PARK IN TEXAS FULLY PAID AND A 1 - 7 CHANCE OF A 5,000 .00 TRIP TO HAWAII.11 CONTESTANTS WENT TO THE RADIO STATION 1 FEMALE , 10 MALES, TO TAKE A DUMP AND SEE WHOS WEIGHTED THE MOST BEING CROWNED THE SUPER DOOPER POOPER BOWL CHAMP . WELL AFTER MANY WEIGHT INS AT AROUND A HALF POUND A SMALL MAN DROPPED A 2 .05 LB BROWN BOMB HOLLY CHIT !!!!!! WITH ONLY 3 CONTESTANTS REMAINING HE WAS ALMOST A SHOE IN ,YES ,ALMOST A SHOE IN TILL YOUR ONE AND ONLY STEPPED UP TO THE SHITTER AND POPPED OUT A HEALTHY HUNKY CHUNKY BROWN MONKEY AT A STAGERING 2.8 LBS YES MY FRIEND A SHIT OVER TWO AND A HLF POUNDS.TODAY IS A PROUD MOMENT FOR ME AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU PLUS IT ONLY GETS BETTER. REMEMBER HOW I SAID A 1-7 CHANCE TO WIN THE TRIP TO HAWAII WELL WELL WELL THE CATCH IS THE 7 OF US WILL FILL OUT A PROP CARD WITH 25 DIFFERENT PLAYS AND THE ONE WITH THE MOST RIGHT WINS!!!!!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SO BASICLY IF YOU HAVE ANY STRONG PROPS PLZZ LET ME KNOW THANX AND GOOD LUCK FUKKERS!!!!

AND HAPPY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTIIIIINNNNNNN
 
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He must have been constipated for a week and finally ates some prunes:eek: How does that ever get flushed down the toilet??
 
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hey guys i shit you not!!!!

the radio station is out in vegas now broadcasting from the

new york new york hotel and casino. the buzz 103.1

seriouslly check them out
 
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NOW NO ONE CAN SAY YOU ARE FULL OF IT....

NOW NO ONE CAN SAY YOU ARE FULL OF IT....

ANYMORE?

CONGRATS....ARE IN ORDER ...WILL YOU BE IN TH GUINESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS?

WHY?
 
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YEA ....YA GONNA REVEAL YOUR TRAINING ROUTINE

YEA ....YA GONNA REVEAL YOUR TRAINING ROUTINE

OR IS IT A SECRET...?

WHY?
 
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what a.p. didn`t tell everyone

what a.p. didn`t tell everyone

is that he was disqualified.....because the master lode had to be taken via caesarian section....:nono: :D
 
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You got one on the women

You got one on the women

That's harder than giving birth:moon:


What are you going to do about the bleeding:eek:
 
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guys it wasnt meant to be a funny thread i was hoping to get some good feed back on the props but oh well and all you sickbastards want to know how it was done

well ok ill tell you

the nite before i ate polo tropical
black beans, onions ,spicy pork, hot sauce
2 caesar salads
and a ton of corn


for breakfast i ate 12 eggs with bacon and sausage
one pancake
half a bottle of syrup
(i measured) 1 .5 cups of melted butter and drank it after breakfast

went to the station

waited my turn

walked into the restroom with the radio intern

placed a garbage bag over a 5 gallon kitty litter bucket waited for the intern to start the camera dropped my draws yelled out the majic words " come out come out where ever you are" and buff there popped out a healthy 2.85 lbs chocalte stud missile and a trip to texas to hear lincoln park or a trip to hawaii

sweeeeeeeeeeeet
 
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