I wonder what its like when Bush talks to God

[3 Seconds]

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women?s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess God just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it.....

I doubt it.......​

~Bright Eyes~

 

[Spytheweb]

I talk to God, and God doesn't know who George Waterboard Bush is.

 

[roc612]

George W Bush is an agent of GOD, doing GOD'S bidding down here on earth-yeah right. And pigs can fly as well
the amazing thing is we have alot of conservative folks in this country who actually believe this .
and dolts Like Ann Coulter say progressive's are dumb.Go Figure

 

[roc612]

A tyrant... is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader." -- Plato - (429-347 BC) Source: The Republic

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"Every collectivist revolution rides in on a Trojan horse of 'emergency'. It was the tactic of Lenin, Hitler, and Mussolini. In the collectivist sweep over a dozen minor countries of Europe, it was the cry of men striving to get on horseback. And 'emergency' became the justification of the subsequent steps. This technique of creating emergency is the greatest achievement that demagoguery attains." -- Herbert Hoover (1874-1964), 31st US President

 

[THE KOD]

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain

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[smurphy]

Bush used to talk to God through this guy:

...But of course that guy was snorting meth and banging male prostitues, so I'm not really sure where that leaves the country.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Bush used to talk to God through this guy:

...But of course that guy was snorting meth and banging male prostitues, so I'm not really sure where that leaves the country.

Who is guy in photo Smurph--

I know its not Franks or you'd have included punking teen pages to charges and been touting lifetime terms instead of ridicule.

--amazing how those liberal glasses change your perspective

-Hell if you tacked multi felon charges--bribes for cash-disbarrment ect in addition to the charges of gross immorality--you'd have the qualifications of liberals #1 candidate for U.S. ambassador to the World.

 

[djv]

I had a hunch it was Clintons fault. One thing for sure. Bush does not talk or listen to God. He only here's the devil Cheney.

 

[roc612]

DTB,
Just because Ted was/is an extremely ,massively ,over the top,cruising for male prostitues kinda GAY male ( and a guy that the moral majority-right winger types admire-or at least used to) -Dont be a hater. It's just that he was a huge phony mouthpiece for the right and openly spoke out against gays and homosexuality.What it does is -IT makes him a hypocrite in the largest sense of the word.
DTB Is that a sin?
If Ted believes he is a Christian in his heart- than he is a Christian. He's just a Gay Male Christian.
For all of you that claim to be followers of JC and good christians, whether you are right wing ,moral majority ,homophobic types or not .Your Christian faith say's you should
A.) forgive(thats in the bible I believe)( forgive him 70 times 7 times?)
B.) accept him for what he is
C.) pray for him no matter what he did
Lets hope it starts with GWB on this religious Holiday.Just because he accepts lousy advice from these hypocrite types(both gay and non-gay) ,and is not sharp enough to see they he is surrounded by them,-thats no cause for alarm.
Hopefully he is intelligent enough to ask GOD to remove the folks from his life that have an agenda that doesnt serve the majority of the people(that would be US and innocent people all over the globe).Let's hope if he asks GOD this question or one similar- that he has the COURAGE to get rid of thes folks without integrity that he is surrounded by,... if that's the answer he gets from GOD.
I will pray he has the RESOLVE it will take to do so.(GWB is always saying he has RESOLVE) so this shouldnt be a problem wouldnt ya think
It's the season for miracles so there's hope I guess
Mery Christmas , happy holiday's and peace on earth to ALL(and I do mean everyone- Gay Christain evangelists included --no exclusions whatsoever)
Roc

 

[JCDunkDogs]

If gw has a pipeline to the big guy, then why aren't we kicking more a** in his war!? And don't tell me "we are, it is just going to take fifteen more years."

If he talks to God, the Almighty is obviously not listening. Or is he?