If Gambling were taken from me I ....

If Gambling were taken from me I ....

  • No more laughter no more fun.

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Save lots of money but be a miserable sum bitch

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • Hari Kari is not out of the question

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Go into a deep dark depression in which I may not recover

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • I would eat until I die

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • I would find a way to gamble offshore, the rat bastids won't stop me

    Votes: 10 21.7%
  • I would move to Las Vegas

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • I would move to Canada

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • Feel like I lost my best friend

    Votes: 7 15.2%
  • I would find beantownjim and kick his everlovin ass

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • Play old wins over and over in my head

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Go out and find a poker game 3 times a week

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Get a bookie and screw the Feds

    Votes: 17 37.0%
  • Vote out of office any Senator even thinking about this crap

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • Start football office pools until I got fired

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • I would continue to gamble, nothing can stop me

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Send MadJack a Christmas card for the rest of my life

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Vote RAYMOND in as president and bomb Iran. After that gamble 24/7

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Never watch sports again on TV.... EVER !

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Never go to a sports event in person EVER !

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Start going to NASCAR races

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Start a bowling league

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Would need depends I would be so pissed all the time

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Get a second job and save money for when I could gamble again

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Never trust the goverment again

    Votes: 7 15.2%
  • Start going to church every Sunday

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Take better care of my wife and children

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • Use the money for good will towards man

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Slit my fawking throat

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Please do not vote in this area - TEST - KOD

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • Total voters
    46

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...if this beer doesn't clean up well, you will owe me a new monitor, ya bastid! :mj07:


you mean you haven't gotten the invitation ?

i'm sure it's in the mail.

io even told me that guests will get free cubs t-shirts. that alone should entice everybody (lol).
 

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I'd Move to Mexico............................but

I'd Move to Mexico............................but

Mexico has no casinos so most likely Costa Rica or Panama....................Don't like Vegas any more.....this was my last year there..............
Else St Maarten in the Dutch West Indies.

Ya need to have a Box for OTHER!!!..Scotty!!!!!.....AS Always I'm here to Help!!!!
 

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Lottery sales set another record

Published on: 07/20/06

Georgia Lottery sales set another record during recently completed fiscal 2006, seeing an increase for the 12th time in the game's 13-year existence.

Lottery officials reported $3.177 billion in ticket sales in the state fiscal year that ended June 30, up $255 million from last year.

Ticket sales pay for the HOPE scholarship and pre-kindergarten programs, and $822.4 million was transfered to the state to be used for those programs during fiscal 2006. That's about $20 million more than last year. The rest of the ticket-sales money goes to prizes, advertising and administration of the lottery.

"What the Georgia Lottery has accomplished in sales and revenue growth, year after year, is amazing," said David Gale, executive director of the North American Association of State and Provincial Lotteries. "The Georgia Lottery's unparalleled performace has made it not only one of the most successful lotteries in U.S. history, but one of the most successful in the world."

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Wow sure is successful this gambling by state
 

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yyz- we found .01 cents in a offshore account with your name on it. We know you been gambling. If you don't give up some of your friends, you going to the big house for 1-20 years.
 

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I don't get it? Said what....

listen fats

just follow along as best yu can


geezzzzz......... a good example of catching a bass


I got a short fishing story for ya .

It was a long time ago. I went fishing . I had some kind of a lure a friend had given me. .

I could of caught a Pike with that lure

We split up and I went by myself to this cove like place. It was 0540 in the morning and I was still groggy. The sun was coming up and it was warm on my face. .

So I whip that lure out into the point of the cove.

Immediately it is hit by something big. Was this a bass . I had never caught a bass.

I could get my picture taken with this fish.

I was thinking about that alot. Now if I could just get the fish to shore.

I had to have proof. Not hey I hooked a huge bass but it got away......... nooooo !

I got the huge bass on shore and it immediately started jumping and the fawking hook came out.

what more was going to go wrong.

So the fish is flopping around like crazy. I drop my pole and rush towards the fish in a leaping motion I hop on top of it.

The fish jumps away again out of my grasp and almost lands in the fawking cove . Back in the water
now I am sweating bullets.

this is life and death now as far as I am concerned.

I finally make one last leap and grab the fish by the throat. I am squeezing him so hard his eyes pop out

I had that fawker now

I ate a fish dinner that night.

Fishing sucks
 
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