I am by no means a violent person unless pushed but here's one I received (this was posted on another site I frequent)
> and I think you'll appreciate:
>
> With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
> "Peace Activists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain
> from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on
> September 11, 2001.
> These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most of us do not
> know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people,
> or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
>
> 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
> conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
> will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
> who did this to us; we will only bring on more violence. They will
> probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
> humanitarian.
>
> 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the
> nose.
>
> 3. When the person gets up off the ground, they will be very angry and
they
> may try to hit you so be careful.
>
> 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
> about
> more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if
> they are committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they
> will
> turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead
by
> example if they really believe what they are saying.
>
> 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
> correct.
>
> 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
> harder. Square in the nose.
>
> 7. Repeat steps 2 ? 5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
> realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
>
> There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim
or
> a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable
and
> must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.
>
> We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for our
> children
> and us. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We
have
> no
> choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep being hit in
the
> nose.
> and I think you'll appreciate:
>
> With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
> "Peace Activists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain
> from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on
> September 11, 2001.
> These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most of us do not
> know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people,
> or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
>
> 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
> conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
> will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
> who did this to us; we will only bring on more violence. They will
> probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
> humanitarian.
>
> 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the
> nose.
>
> 3. When the person gets up off the ground, they will be very angry and
they
> may try to hit you so be careful.
>
> 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
> about
> more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if
> they are committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they
> will
> turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead
by
> example if they really believe what they are saying.
>
> 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
> correct.
>
> 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
> harder. Square in the nose.
>
> 7. Repeat steps 2 ? 5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
> realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
>
> There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim
or
> a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable
and
> must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.
>
> We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for our
> children
> and us. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We
have
> no
> choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep being hit in
the
> nose.
