It ain't easy being the Maggot...Week 3

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As you can imagine for awhile it was hard getting girls in school to go out with me. If it weren't for my fat bowlegged second cousin Tammy I may have been a virgin until I was 20. Anyway shortly after that the Maggot came into his own. I found out I high school that the band girls put out as long as you were packing.:SIB. Back then I was hung like a maggot so I had to come up with an equalizer. Like a cheetah stalking the week antelope in the herd I began to pick off the homely slow band chicks and the fat ones. The slow ones were easy to out smart into bed. The fat ones? They liked Mom's Pie. Eventually I got the confidence my junior year to bag a few cheerleaders. I found the one thing that all cheerleaders liked back in the 80's... Blow.:00hour Now I never got into that shit. I just liked the way it smelled. Anyways Enough about me.

NfL So far
Straight 7-3 +370 (70%)
Best Bets 0-2:shrug:
Totals 4-0
3 team parlays 0-2 (-200)
3 team teasers 2-0 +400

Turning a decent profit so far. Need to turn the best bets around and hit a parlay. Week 3 looks tough. I like a lot of chalk.. The books made out well last week by all accounts so maybe they give some back this week.


So far the only game I'm on is San Diego -1. I expect Buffalo to come back to the pack a little here. I know the chargers will be a public play after beating the champs and they may be even a little flat. I also know they are coming across country to play an early game. Bottom line before the season started this line would have been Sd-4. I see a lot of value here ad think the better team escapes with a quality road victory.

Will have the rest up tomorrow.
 
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Hey Man (hate calling anyone a Maggot) S.Diego -1??? They are +2 1/2
every where I look, Pinnacle, Vegas Insider, my local. What`s up with that???:scared

Good luck whatever you do.:canada1
 
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Ok Boys here are the plays. Keep in mind the top one is my best bet which currently suck. (0-2)
I also Parlay the top 3 for 1 unit and tease them in a ten pointer for 2 units.

Pats -14.5
Detroit over 52
Washington over 50
Sd +1
Cincy under 42.5


Oakland on the east oast Early second time in three weeks with a terrible against Billy B and Brady who are angry and ready to roll. 41-6
Detroit and Green Bay Both have suspect secondaries And good Qbs Way over
Washington and Philly will be a shootout also. Cousins can throw too. Comfortably over
Cincy Defense at home may pitch a shutout.

The teaser looks fat Im tempted to add some coin on it but slow and steady wins the race.
 

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today the old lady is making sausage and pepper s and the maggot is making chili for the bar. by 4 there will be enough gas unside that lodge to power a armored division. enjoy the day guys
 
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