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Armless, One-Legged Driver Leads Chase

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities were led on a high speed vehicle chase by an armless, one-legged man, and they said this wasn't the first time the 40-year-old eluded police.

Michael Francis Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He spent time in prison for kicking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper after an accident in 1996. He led police on a 120 mph chase in 1998.:mj07:

On Tuesday, Wiley sped off in a Ford Explorer when police approached him at a convenience store, New Port Richey police Capt. Darryl Garman said. Officers pursued, but called off the chase after eight minutes because they did not want to put others in danger, Garman said.

Wiley was arrested the next day on charges of fleeing from police and habitually driving without a license. He also is awaiting trial on separate drug charges:com: and traffic violations. He faces up to five years in prison if convicted. They would LOVE him in prison:mj07:

Defense attorney John Hooker said his client has paid off previous traffic fines that got his license suspended and tried to get a new driver's license, but he was rebuffed by state officials. Wiley's license has been revoked so many times it is now a felony to drive.

"What makes him do it?" Hooker said when asked why Wiley keeps getting behind the wheel. "I think it's an urge he has that makes him feel as important and as good as anyone. It gives him a sense of self-esteem."

Hooker said he had not had a chance to talk to Wiley about the most recent charges.

Even before Wednesday's arrest, prosecutors were seeking to send Wiley to prison for at least five years for felony drug and traffic charges.

"He has a hideous record," Assistant State Attorney Mike Halkitis said after an August 2006 arrest. "It's just got to end."

Wiley was being held in the Pasco County jail on $500,000 bond.
 

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He spent time in prison for kicking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper after an accident in 1996.

Hold on, the guy has no arms and ONE LEG and he is kicking an officer??

Either this officer is a pussy or the guy is the baddest no armed one legged mother ****er alive.

If I'm the officer getting kicked by this guy I don't think I even file the report, I just tell him to hop on home.
 

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maybe instead of jailtime,they could just enter him in one "ass-kicking contest" after another......

:142squint


o.k.....:s2:
 

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am i the only one who thought of the scene from "monty pyton & the wholly grail" where 2 knights are dueling & one keeps losing his limbs ?

great scene from a great movie !!
 

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am i the only one who thought of the scene from "monty pyton & the wholly grail" where 2 knights are dueling & one keeps losing his limbs ?
great scene from a great movie !!
..."Its only a ****ing Rabbit:SIB I shall go up there and slay the little bastard, and we shall be on our way!" or something like that?:142smilie
Love that movie! :mj07:
 

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am i the only one who thought of the scene from "monty pyton & the wholly grail" where 2 knights are dueling & one keeps losing his limbs ?

great scene from a great movie !!

That's were I was going with the title. Glad it came across.



Now yur F'd. You think like I do.:mj07:
 

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..."Its only a ****ing Rabbit:SIB I shall go up there and slay the little bastard, and we shall be on our way!" or something like that?:142smilie
Love that movie! :mj07:

Watched some of the movie again when Senior had posted it here a couple weeks back. Good movies always have scenes in them you only catch after watching the movie a couple dozen times (Airplane is another). There is a soldier tying coconuts to a pigeon in an the opening of a scene later in the movie. Relates to the conversation at the 1st castle he came across.
 
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