BOYS LET ME BEGIN AS I HAVE STATED MANY TIMES BEFORE I AM A STRAIGHT MARRIED MAN AGE 43 LET ME EMPHISIZE STRAIGHT.NOW THAT BEING SAID I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE Y.M.C.A. FOR OVER 20 YEARS MY MEMBERSHIP ALLOWS ME TO BRANCH OUT AND USE ANY OF 7 IN THE GREATER BOSTON AREA.I KNOW OF 2 CLUBS THAT ARE GAY AND I STAY FAR AWAY FROM THEM FROM PAST EXPERIENCES. I ALMOST PUNCHED OUT A GUY LAST YEAR WHEN HE ASKED ME IF HE COULD SPOT ME WHILE I WAS BENCH PRESSING.HE WAS BLEACHED BLOND AND WEARING POWDER BLUE SHORTS AND A TANK TOP ONLY FAGS WEAR TANK TOPS.HE STOOD RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR CHRIST SAKES I THINK HE WANTED ME TO LOOK UP HIS SHORTS I JUMPED OFF THE BENCH ANS SAID WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING I DONT NEED A SPOT I ONLY HAVE 175 POUNDS ON THE BAR SCREW.ANYBODY FROM BOSTON WILL REALIZE I WAS AT THE HUNTINGTON AVE Y A KNOW GAY HANG OUT.:moon: :moon:
WELL TODAY I WENT TO THE CHINATOWN YMCA AND I LOVED THE PLACE NEW EQUIPMENT NOT TO MANY PEOPLE A COUPLE OF NICE LOOKING BROADS I WAS IMPRESSED.I HAD A FANTASTIC WORKOUT BENCH PRESS,4 MILES ON THE STAIRMASTER,NAUTILUS,MAN THINGS WERE GOING JUST FINE AND THEN YOU GUESSED IT MY DAY TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE IN THE SWIMMING POOL
I WENT FOR A SWIM I DID 8 LAPS I AM NOT A GREAT SWIMMER I DO IT JUST TO STRETCH OUT.SO BY NOW I WAS FEELING TIRED SO I DECIDED TO SIT IN THE HOT TUB FOR 10 MINUTES AND WATCHING THE YOUNG LADY IN LANE 1 SWIM ITS AMAZING I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH WOMENS CLOTHING.THE LIFE GAURD HAD SOME RELAXING MUSIC GOING SO I STARTED TO CLOSE MY EYES AND BANG IT HAPPENED I CAUGHT IT OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE A FAG FAST APPROACHING HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE TUB WITHOUT HURTING THE FAGS FEELINGS TO LATE I GOT STUCK.BOYS I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PICK THE GAMES BUT I KNOW I CAN PICK OUT A FAG A MILE AWAY I AM BATTING 1000 BOYS WHEN I GO SWIMMING I WEAR MY LOOSE SHORTS THAT I WORK OUT WITH WHY DO GAY MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR THOSE BIKINI BATHING SUITS WHERE THERE JOHNSON IS BULGING OUT,I AM NOT JOHN HOLMES BUT I WOULD NEVER WEAR A BIKINI SUIT.BOYS THIS IS THE STORY I AM 43 YEARS OLD 5FT 11 INCHES TALL I WEIGH 215 POUNDS NOBODY WOULD EVER MISTAKE ME FOR BEING GAY YET WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HIT ON BY FAGS I TELL MY WIFE ABOUT IT AND SHE JUST LAUGHS SHE THINKS ITS A JOKE OR I AM JUST IMMAGINATING IT BUT I AM DEAD SERIOUS ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GOING TO COLD COCK ONE OF THESE GUYS OR GAYS HOWEVER YOU WANT TO PHRASE IT JACK THE HOT TUB AT THE YMCA SITS 6 PEOPLE COMFORTABLE AND THIS GUY TAKES THE SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME HERE I AM SITTING IN A HOT TUB WITH A GUY WHO IS AS GAY AS RUDY GALENDO ABOUT 23 YEARS OLD I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE THIS KIDS FATHER AND WE ARE PRACTILLY HOLDING HANDS IMAGINE IF ANYBODY FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB EVER SAW ME THE GUY SAYS HI WITH A BIG SMILE AND AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT I SAID BYE:thefinger THANK GOD THEY HAD A SHOWER WITH A CURTAIN BECAUSE THE SAME GUY CAME INTO THE SHOWER ROOM 10 MINUTES LATER BOYS IS THERE ANY PLACE TO WORK OUT WITH OUT THE THREAT OF BEING HIT ON BY GAY MEN (I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST END UP AT GAY PLACES:shrug: IF ANYBODY IN THE BOSTON AREA KNOWS OF YMCA IN THE BOSTON AREA WHERE IT IS FAG PROOF LET ME KNOW:moon:
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
WELL TODAY I WENT TO THE CHINATOWN YMCA AND I LOVED THE PLACE NEW EQUIPMENT NOT TO MANY PEOPLE A COUPLE OF NICE LOOKING BROADS I WAS IMPRESSED.I HAD A FANTASTIC WORKOUT BENCH PRESS,4 MILES ON THE STAIRMASTER,NAUTILUS,MAN THINGS WERE GOING JUST FINE AND THEN YOU GUESSED IT MY DAY TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE IN THE SWIMMING POOL
I WENT FOR A SWIM I DID 8 LAPS I AM NOT A GREAT SWIMMER I DO IT JUST TO STRETCH OUT.SO BY NOW I WAS FEELING TIRED SO I DECIDED TO SIT IN THE HOT TUB FOR 10 MINUTES AND WATCHING THE YOUNG LADY IN LANE 1 SWIM ITS AMAZING I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH WOMENS CLOTHING.THE LIFE GAURD HAD SOME RELAXING MUSIC GOING SO I STARTED TO CLOSE MY EYES AND BANG IT HAPPENED I CAUGHT IT OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE A FAG FAST APPROACHING HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE TUB WITHOUT HURTING THE FAGS FEELINGS TO LATE I GOT STUCK.BOYS I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PICK THE GAMES BUT I KNOW I CAN PICK OUT A FAG A MILE AWAY I AM BATTING 1000 BOYS WHEN I GO SWIMMING I WEAR MY LOOSE SHORTS THAT I WORK OUT WITH WHY DO GAY MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR THOSE BIKINI BATHING SUITS WHERE THERE JOHNSON IS BULGING OUT,I AM NOT JOHN HOLMES BUT I WOULD NEVER WEAR A BIKINI SUIT.BOYS THIS IS THE STORY I AM 43 YEARS OLD 5FT 11 INCHES TALL I WEIGH 215 POUNDS NOBODY WOULD EVER MISTAKE ME FOR BEING GAY YET WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HIT ON BY FAGS I TELL MY WIFE ABOUT IT AND SHE JUST LAUGHS SHE THINKS ITS A JOKE OR I AM JUST IMMAGINATING IT BUT I AM DEAD SERIOUS ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GOING TO COLD COCK ONE OF THESE GUYS OR GAYS HOWEVER YOU WANT TO PHRASE IT JACK THE HOT TUB AT THE YMCA SITS 6 PEOPLE COMFORTABLE AND THIS GUY TAKES THE SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME HERE I AM SITTING IN A HOT TUB WITH A GUY WHO IS AS GAY AS RUDY GALENDO ABOUT 23 YEARS OLD I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE THIS KIDS FATHER AND WE ARE PRACTILLY HOLDING HANDS IMAGINE IF ANYBODY FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB EVER SAW ME THE GUY SAYS HI WITH A BIG SMILE AND AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT I SAID BYE:thefinger THANK GOD THEY HAD A SHOWER WITH A CURTAIN BECAUSE THE SAME GUY CAME INTO THE SHOWER ROOM 10 MINUTES LATER BOYS IS THERE ANY PLACE TO WORK OUT WITH OUT THE THREAT OF BEING HIT ON BY GAY MEN (I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST END UP AT GAY PLACES:shrug: IF ANYBODY IN THE BOSTON AREA KNOWS OF YMCA IN THE BOSTON AREA WHERE IT IS FAG PROOF LET ME KNOW:moon: I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
