(jack I Want To Apply For A Position)

[beantownjim]

JACK I KNOW I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE AND I KNOW THIS IS MY FIRST DAY BACK BUT I AM LEAVING TOWN THIS THURSDAY MORNIG AT 6 AM AND I AM HEADING TO SAN FRANCISO WITH MY LOVELY WIFE.JACK THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE YOU WERE CONSIDERING GIVING ME MY OWN PICK SECTION REMEMBER I WAS GOING TO TAKE NICK DOUGLAS'S JOB.JACK THE FORUM WAS IN AN UPROAR AT THE TIME MOST OF YOUR SERIOUS PLAYERS MYSELF INCLUDED WERE ALL SET TO :firing: MAKE NICK DOUGLAS FACE THE FIRING SQUAD.JACK IS THIS DEADBEATS JOB AS HEAD WRITER STILL AVAILABLE I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO READ MY RESUME AND CONSIDER ME FOR NICKS VACANT JOB.JACK THE ONLY CONSULATION WAS THAT NICK DOUGLAS WAS A VOLENTEER IMAGINE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY PAYING THIS LOSER FOR HIS PLAYS I THINK HE WAS HITTING A WHOPPING 22%.JACK I RELEASED A WINNER TONIGHT FOR ANYBODY IN YOUR FORUM THAT READ I LIKED THE UNDER 7 1/2 RUNS IN THE METS GAME.JACK SONCE I LEFT YOUR FORUM I HAVE BEEN BRUSHING UP ON MY WRITING SKILLS AT OTHER FORUMS AND I EVEN ASKED MY CLOSE FRIEND (PETER GAMMONS) IF HE COULD USE HIS CONTACTS AT THE BOSTON GLOBE FOR ME TO WRITE A GUEST ARTICLE I STILL HAVENT HAD THE PHONE CALL FROM PETER HE TOLD ME TO WAIT BY MY PHONE.JACK I AM NOT TRYING TO RUSH YOU INTO ANYTHING I KNOW YOU LIKE NICK DOUGLAS BUT SERIOUSLY JACK JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU THIS GUY COULDNT PICK THE WINNER OF A 1 HORSE RACE THE HORSE WOULD BREAK HIS LEG WITH A FURLONG TO GO.JACK I WILL BE AWAY LIKE I SAID SO IF YOU NEED SOME TIME TO TELL NICK YOU ARE TERMINATING HID EMPLOYMENT I UNDERSTAND.JACK I KNOW ITS HARD TO FIRE A FRIEND SO IF YOU NEED SOME HELP I WILL FIRE HIM FOR YOU IN A SUTTLE WAY (NICK YOU SUCK AS A HANDICAPPER NOW GET THE F-CK OUT OF HERE BEANTOWNJIM IS TAKING OVER SO GRAB YOUR TYPEWRITER AND SCREW YOU DEADBEAT LOSER) JACK IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE FOR ME TO PICK GAMES FOR YOUR MEMBERS AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT GAMBLING SO JACK TAKE YOUR TIME I WILL BE BACK TUESDAY MORNING TO GET YOUR ANSWER.

P.S. JACK I AM NO NICK DOUGLAS I HAVE TO GET PAID BUT I WILL CONSIDER THE HOMETOWN DISCOUNT SINCE YOUR A FRIEND JACK 45 GRAND TO START AND I CANT WORK WEEKENDS I PLAY GOLF HOWS THIS FOR STARTERS JACK.LETS SHAKE ON IT GOOD BUDDY

 

[saint]

Head writer? for the love of God if this guy is head writer please disable his CAPSLOCK and teach him how to spell/avoid run-on sentences.

 

[hamneggs]

JACK IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE FOR ME TO PICK GAMES FOR YOUR MEMBERS AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT GAMBLING

Would be great to have Jims writeups and picks

 

[freelancc]

:look: :look: :look:

 

[Pujo21]

too much :lol:

 

[kickserv]

yeah just gotta love this guy...........I mean, all you can do is laugh


although I'm sure BTJ can't be for real........he has to be just playing around.....because if he's serious.......he needs some help.........that boy has got issues

 

[kickserv]

and just curious........:shrug:


why do you need a job......aren't you the god of gambling :shrug:



or am I mistaking you with Ace........


just asking...........:shrug:



but hey don't leave........ya do make me laugh.......you are one funny guy.........my friends Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, and Adam Sandler think so too

 

[beantownjim]

ANYBODY HEARD FROM JACK ON HIS DECISION THIS TIME TOMORROW MORNING I WILL BE BOARDING A NORTHWEST AIRLINE HEADING FOR SAN FRANCISCO THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN ON A PLANE SINCE SEPTEMBER 11TH.IF I SEE ONE SUSPICIOUS LOOKING TOWEL HEAD I AM NOT GOING TO WAIT AROUND I AM GOING TO KICK HIS ARSE EVEN BEFORE WE TAKE OFF I AM NOT PUTTING MYSELF AND MY LOVELY WIFE IN ANY DANGER.WITH MY LUCK ILL PROBABLY BE SITTING NEXT TO SHEIK MOHAMAD BIN LADEN THE 3RD AND HE WILL PROBABLY ASK ME IF I HAVE ANY MATCHES.BOYS I JUST HOPE MY PLANE RIDE IS A LITTLE MORE LUCKY THAN ME PICKING THE GAMES LATELY.MY BOOKIE WANTS TO MEET ME AT THE AIRPORT AND TAKE OUT INSURANCE ON ME BECAUSE HE SAYS WHETHER I AM DEAD OR ALIVE HE WANTS TO MAKE MONEY OFF ME NO RESPECT.:thefinger THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WHERE I HANG OUT HAVE AN OVER UNDER ON DAYS IT TAKES BEANTOWNJIM TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH A FAG.IF YOU TAKE THE UNDER 3 DAYS YOUR LAYING -280 IF YOU TAKE THE OVER 3 DAYS YOUR +230.AND THERE IS A HELL OF A LOT OF DOUGH COMING IN ON THE UNDER.I AM GOING TO SAN FRANCISO WITH AN OPEN MIND REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU HAVE READ BEANTOWNJIM IS A GENTLEMAN ITS MY GOOD FRIEND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WHO DOES ALL MY FIGHTING AND HE WONT BE WITH ME.I AM GOING TO PAC BELL ON FRIDAY NIGHT I HAVE TICKETS FOR MY WIFE AND I TO GO SEE BARRY BONDS AND THE GIANTS TAKE ON THE COLORADO ROCKIES.BOYS I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS WILL MY CELL PHONE WORK IN FRISCO I AM ON THE VERIZON PLAN I THINK IT IS NATION WIDE SERVICE I HOPE SO BECAUSE I WANT TO WHACK MY BOOKIE FRIDAY NIGHT AS I WATCH LIVE BASEBALL.I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A LONG STORY BUT I MIGHT NOT BE TALKING TO YOU JERK OFFS AGAIN UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY AND I AM HOPING JACK MAKES HIS DECISION SOME TIME TODAY I WANT TO CELEBRATE MY NEW JOB IN SAN FRAN AND NO JACK THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS VACATION TIME ON MADJACKS PAYROLL :nono: I AM STILL ENTITLED TO 4 WEEKS VACATION JACK AND PAID OF COURSE.SO LONG BOYS I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY TODAY LIKE BULLET BOB HAYES GETTING ALL MY LAST THINGS TAKEN CARE OF I MIGHT BE ABLE TO CHECK IN LATER TONIGHT WE SHALL SEE IF NOT SO LONG SUCKERS.YOUR PAL,BEANTOWNJIM:thefinger HAMNEGGS YOUR BUDDY LENNY AND CASCADE WAS WRONG:moon:

 

[Chanman]

This stuff is classic! and better than Imus. Good Luck Beanie and don't get lost on the East Side of the Bay. I never use the "L" word, but -280 is $ in the Bank, even outside of the Castro District.:com:

 

[beantownjim]

HAMNEGGS I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO READ THIS THREAD SEE IF YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH (SICK GAMBLER) ACROSS THE STREET. HE PROMISED ME HE WOULD HOOK ME UP FOR BREAKFAST WITH BARRY BONDS WHILE I WAS IN SAN FRANCISO MY TREAT:toast: TELL HIM IF HE PULLS IT OFF HE DOESNT HAVE TO PAY ME THE 50 BUCKS HE OWES ME FROM OUR PETER GAMMONS BET.IMAGINE SOME CLOWN CLAIMING I DONT KNOW PETER GAMMONS FOR CHRIST SAKES EVERY THURSDAY MORNING I HAVE COFFEE AND A MUFFIN WITH PETER HAMNEGGS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY TO PAY 150 DOLLARS FOR BARRYS BREAKFAST AT THE MARRIOT HOTEL. THANKS GOOD BUDDY,BEANTOWNJIM:thefinger

 

[fatdaddycool]

(crickets chirping)






There are more disorders in this one page than the entire fourth floor of Harris Methodist .

 

[Mr Hockey]

There is a reason why he was banned from multiple forums. He disturbs forums plain & simple.

 

[boilermaker]

Beantown and Bonds for breakfast, which one is more full of chit?

 

[Franky Wright]

FDC....LMAO!:lol2 :lol2 :lol2

 

[Rudy]

BTJ coming to SF??? Say it ain't so! Watch the local paper for the highlights of his visit:

http://www.sfgate.com

Could be entertaining with all of his favorite groups here...

 

[beantownjim]

JESUS CHRIST RUDY YOUR SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME IS IT TO LATE TO CANCEL:shrug:

JACK I HAVE BEEN THINKING IT OVER AND I HAVE DECIDED ITS BETTER IF YOU FIRE NICK DOUGLAS YOURSELF:nono: ITS NOT THAT I AM CHICKEN SH-T BUT I REMEMBER FROM YOUR PICTURES OF VEGAS THAT NICK LOOKED A LITTLE RUGGED.JACK I AM 43 YEARS OLD NOW AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT I AM NOT TOUGH ANYMORE BUT MAYBE I HAVE LOST A LITTLE ON MY CURVE BALL JACK ITS BEEN OVER 15 YEARS SINCE I PUNCHED SOMEBODY OUT AND I DONT KNOW HOW NICK WILL TAKE IT IF I DO YOUR DIRTY WORK FOR YOU HE MIGHT TAKE A SWIPE AT ME.JACK CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG, ILL FIGHT NICK DOUGLAS IF HE IS HALF MY SIZE BUT I REMEMBER NICK BEING ABOUT 6' 3" AND ABOUT 225.JACK I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER BUT BEANTOWNJIM AINT STUPID WHY SHOULD I GO FACE TO FACE WITH THIS GORILLA NICK DOUGLAS AND DO YOUR DIRTY WORK FOR NOTHING.SO JACK YOU FIRE NICK DOUGLAS AND ILL START WORK ON TUESDAY MORNING WHEN I GET BACK.

BEANTOWNJIM VS NICK DOUGLAS (TALE OF THE TAPE)

BEANTOWNJIM NICK DOUGLAS
WEIGHT (215) WEIGHT (225)
HEIGHT (5' 10 ") HEIGHT (6'3")
REACH (68") REACH (75")
THIGHS (16") THIGHS (24")
CALVES (10") CALVES (16")
DICK SIZE (10") DICK SIZE (4 3/4 INCHES)

JACK ON PAPER THIS LOOKS LIKE A MISMATCH THERES NO WAY IAM TELLING THIS GUY HES FIRED THE ONLY CATAGORY I BEAT HIM IN IS DICK SIZE AND THIS ISNT GOING TO DO ME ANY GOOD UNLESS WE ARE DOING A PORNO FILM.SO JACK JUST GET RID OF THIS GOON AND ILL REPORT FOR WORK ON TUESDAY.THANKS BUDDY:scared

 

[chump]

I'm pulling for you Jim

Nick doesn't even post or update the page

I know you'd have great picks and insight

Great call yesterday on that under, never in doubt

What do you have for today??? I need a winner to make up for my dumb play on Oakland

 

[ageecee]

Come on Jack lock this thread-this pile of crap is making me fuxckin sickk.

What an arrogant fuxck............

 

[beantownjim]

WELL AGEECEE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE A NON BELIEVER SO BEANTOWNJIM WILL NOT LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT GIVING THE FELLAS ONE LAST PLAY BEFORE I GET BACK TUESDAY.YOU SEE AGEECEE I MIGHT TALK TRASH BUT I HAVE BEEN GAMBLING 25 YEARS I BACK IT UP UNLIKE NICK DOUGLAS.SO I WILL BE BRIEF.

BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT ON THE OVER 204 TOMORROW NIGHT IN THE DALLAS AND SAN ANTONIO GAME I GRIN WHEN I WIN
WE GET IT ALL,WE GET TI ALL

FOR ALL THESE WINNERS I GIVE YOU BOYS MAYBE YOU WILL BUY ME A CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME SOMEDAY:toast: ENJOY YOUR MONEY

 

[Phanatic]

ROFLMAO