January 17, 2002 -- > Joke of the Day!!

[Inva$ioN]

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn?t been feeling well and wants to find out if he?s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I?m afraid I have some bad news. You?re dying and you don?t have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that?s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"Ten," says the doctor.

"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"Nine. . ."

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[buddy]

A middle aged couple were having a little financial difficulty.

The poor soul said to his wife, "Look, dear, we're low on money now, we're just going to have to cut down on luxuries. If you could learn to cook, we could fire the chef."

She answered, "In that case, if you could learn to make love, we could fire the chauffer!"