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>Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio
>
>You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
>
>*You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange
>
>*You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
>Construction.
>
>*You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
>
>*You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
>
>*"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
>
>*You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
>
>*You know if other Ohioans are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as
>they open their mouths.
>
>*You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
>Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
>
>*"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point.
>
>*You measure distance in minutes.
>
>*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
>
>*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
>
>*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>
>*You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
>
>*You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
>my coat at?"
>
>*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
>
>*You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
>salad with marshmallows.
>
>*You carry jumper cables in your car.
>
>*You know what 'pop' is.
>
>*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
>
>*You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
>
>*The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but
>requires 6 pages for sports.
>
>*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>
>
>Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio
>
>You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
>
>*You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange
>
>*You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
>Construction.
>
>*You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
>
>*You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
>
>*"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
>
>*You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
>
>*You know if other Ohioans are from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as
>they open their mouths.
>
>*You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
>Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
>
>*"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point.
>
>*You measure distance in minutes.
>
>*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
>
>*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
>
>*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>
>*You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
>
>*You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
>my coat at?"
>
>*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
>
>*You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
>salad with marshmallows.
>
>*You carry jumper cables in your car.
>
>*You know what 'pop' is.
>
>*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
>
>*You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
>
>*The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but
>requires 6 pages for sports.
>
>*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>
