A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of
all,
no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
He holds her hand softly, leads her to a chair and says, "Secondly, I'd
advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then...," he
sighs,
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of
all,
no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
He holds her hand softly, leads her to a chair and says, "Secondly, I'd
advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then...," he
sighs,
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
