JIM (MY HUSBAND IS A MORAN)

beantownjane

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HEY BOYS ITS BEANTOWNJIMS SOON TO BE EX WIFE BEANTOWNJANE. HE THINKS IM A MORAN BUT I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DEADBEAT LOSES. BOYS WE ARE IN A REAL BIND WE CANT AFFORD RENT. I HAVENT TOLD JIM BUT I JUST GOT DONE GIVING BLOWJOBS TO YURI AND HIS 3 SONS. AT LEAST THE 45 DOLLARS WILL COVER OUR RENT ON THE DOUBLE WIDE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. DONT TELL JIMBO BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME IF I CAME DOWN TO THE IRISH CLUB AND LET THE FELLAS RUN TRAIN ON ME THEN HE WOULD BE MY SUGAR DADDY AND TREAT ME TO A LOBSTER DINNER AT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM. I JUST DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO IT YURI TORE ME UP REAL GOOD THAT DUMB RUSSIAN IS HUNG LIKE A NIGERIAN AND HIS BOYS ARENT FAR BEHIND. BOYS DONT TELL JIMBO MY SECRET BUT HE HAS A TELL WHEN HE LOSES A BUNCH OF MONEY HE GETS OUR KIDS BLANKIE AND CURLS UP WIMPERING ON THE COUCH. I THINK IM GONNA GO GIVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN A CALL I FOUND MY OLD MANS VIAGRA IM GONNA GET OLD KNOCKDOWN STIFF AS A BOARD FOR A FEW HOURS AND RIDE HIS POLE SO MY KIDS CAN EAT
 

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:142smilie I haven't laughed that hard in weeks...

I wonder who BTJane is :00x33
 
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