Some race horses hangin out in a stable at Gulfstream in Florida.
One of them starts to boast about his track record.
"In my last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Shoot, in my last 27 races, I've won 19!!
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
"I don't mean to brag," says the greyhound, "but in MY last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly impressed.
"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
One of them starts to boast about his track record.
"In my last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Shoot, in my last 27 races, I've won 19!!
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
"I don't mean to brag," says the greyhound, "but in MY last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly impressed.
"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
