A professor at Louisiana Tech was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
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>To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe
>in ghosts?"
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>About 90 students raised their hands.
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>"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
>do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
>
>About 40 students raised their hands.
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>"That's really good. I'm really glad you are all taking this seriously.
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>Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
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>About 15 students raised their hands.
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>"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
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>3 students raised their hands.
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>"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
>of you ever made love to a ghost?"
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>Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor took off his
>glasses, and said "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
>one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come
>up here and tell us about your experience."
>
>The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
>make his way up to the podium.
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>When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, "So, Bubba,
>tell us what it was like to have sex with a ghost?"
>
>Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar, I thought you said "Goats."
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:mj07:
nole
>
>To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe
>in ghosts?"
>
>About 90 students raised their hands.
>
>"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
>do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
>
>About 40 students raised their hands.
>
>"That's really good. I'm really glad you are all taking this seriously.
>
>Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
>
>About 15 students raised their hands.
>
>"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
>
>3 students raised their hands.
>
>"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
>of you ever made love to a ghost?"
>
>Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor took off his
>glasses, and said "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
>one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come
>up here and tell us about your experience."
>
>The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
>make his way up to the podium.
>
>When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, "So, Bubba,
>tell us what it was like to have sex with a ghost?"
>
>Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar, I thought you said "Goats."
>
:mj07:
nole
