Pedro telephones his boss' office saying,
"Hey Boss. I not come to work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come to work."
The boss says, " You know Pedro, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to ggive me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Pedro calls:
"Hey boss. I do like you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got a nice house!"
"Hey Boss. I not come to work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come to work."
The boss says, " You know Pedro, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to ggive me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Pedro calls:
"Hey boss. I do like you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got a nice house!"
