Jose & Carlos

[AR182]

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads:

"I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".

 

[Agent 0659]

Nice post, racist...

 

[Agent 0659]

Oh yeah forgot to say hypocrite too...

 

[jpblack34]

Nice post, racist...

Oh yeah forgot to say hypocrite too...

What the hell happened? You've been crying about this shit for weeks now?

:shrug: :shrug:

 

[Agent 0659]

What the hell happened? You've been crying about this shit for weeks now?

:shrug: :shrug:

Long story but the gist is if you make fun of Jews, AR will flip out and email half the country to get you banned. But you can make fun of any other race you want as far as he is concerned.

I don't like hypocrites, what's the big deal?

 

[AR182]

Long story but the gist is if you make fun of Jews, AR will flip out and email half the country to get you banned. But you can make fun of any other race you want as far as he is concerned.

I don't like hypocrites, what's the big deal?

that's not true....but you can believe anything that you want....

 

[Jabberwocky]

I would like to here Al explain the difference between a Jew joke and a Mexican joke.

:0corn

 

[AR182]

I would like to here Al explain the difference between a Jew joke and a Mexican joke.

:0corn

there is no difference...post all of the jewish jokes you know....i'll laugh if i think it's funny & won't laugh if i don't think it's funny....

 

[AR182]

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going

to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking

slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,

when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached
him for an interview.

'Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN, What's your name?

'Maury Fishbein' he replied.

'Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?'

'For about 60 years.'

'60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?'

'I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for

all the Wars and hatred to stop, I pray for all our children to grow up safely as

responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.'

'How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?'

'Like I'm talking to a f_ _kin' wall.'

 

[Jabberwocky]

just chiming in...I don't know any, or any other racial jokes for that matter.

 

[Agent 0659]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Trying to post Jewish jokes now to save face......

CLASSIC:142smilie

 

[AR182]

just chiming in...I don't know any, or any other racial jokes for that matter.

jw...

i respect your opinion...

do you think it's racial ?

i don't want to insult people...if it is...i'll apologize & delete it....

 

[AR182]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Trying to post Jewish jokes now to save face......

CLASSIC:142smilie

i have no reason to save face...i don't think that i did anything wrong so why should i save face...

i posted this joke on 2 other sport forums & people thought it was funny...

but if people think it's offensive, i will delete it & offer apologies to those i offended..

 

[freelancc]

funny joke...

 

[3 Seconds]

I find them both funny.

This bickering is silly.

They are jokes, no harm intended. People really need to lighten up.

I am not a racist in anyway shape or form, but man a joke is joke. There are lines, but it just takes a little common sense to not cross them.

 

[Agent 0659]

jw...

i respect your opinion...

do you think it's racial ?

i don't want to insult people...if it is...i'll apologize & delete it....

Of COURSE it's fukcin racial, are you kidding me? And I don't care, it doesn't offend me. Then again, I'm not a Mexican-American:SIB

That's the problem with hypocrites, it's only offensive if it's about them.

Hypocrisy is the act of condemning another person for an act of which the critic is guilty.:00x33

 

[freelancc]

There are lines, but it just takes a little common sense to not cross them.

and the good Doc will cross them ocassionally when dealing with TAN lines...

 

[AR182]

I find them both funny.

This bickering is silly.

They are jokes, no harm intended. People really need to lighten up.

I am not a racist in anyway shape or form, but man a joke is joke. There are lines, but it just takes a little common sense to not cross them.

3sec...

if you have noticed agent is always looking to bicker with somebody...this is what happens when you are bored...

 

[Keyser Soze]

Lighten up Francis!


What we need is more cow bell.

 

[3 Seconds]

I have never been offended by any Irish joke, nor do Native American jokes or stereo types bother me at all.(I am an Irish, Welsh & American Indian mix)

If you can't make fun of yourself or accept who you are you really just need to get a grip.