Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was
given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he
handed in:
1. HOTEL- My momma said she whatten gonna tell her friend
Sharon nuthin', because that HOTEL everything she hears.
2. HONOR ROLL- We was playing bizwiz on the stoop the other
day, man I was HONOROLL
3. PLANET- I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him
some seeds to grow wee, and he PLANET in the backyard
4. DISMAY- I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big
needle he said DISMAY hurt alittle.
5. OMELETE- I should punch you dead in the eye for what
you just said but OMELETTE this one go this time.
6. STAIRWAY- Getting high is stupid it just make you STAIRWAY
into space.
7. MOBILE- I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on
cash, and the man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE- I saw this dude running from the cops, but he
hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO- I got so mad at that girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH- I don't fell like being in school today so
AFTERMATH, I'm out.
11. LOCKET- I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING- My boo's birthday was yesterday, I got
her a DOMINEERING.
13. KENYA- I needed money to the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change
14. DERANGE- Is where the deer and antelop play.
15. DATA- At my basketball game I score 30 points, my
coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE
I git a job.
17. DIMENSION- I be tall, dark, handsome not to DIMENSION smart (HA!)
18. COATROOM- The jude said, "One more outburst like that and you'll be
throwed out de COATROOM!"
19. DECIDE- My boy fronting like he love his girl but eribody know he go a
couple of ova chicks on DECIDE.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was
given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he
handed in:
1. HOTEL- My momma said she whatten gonna tell her friend
Sharon nuthin', because that HOTEL everything she hears.
2. HONOR ROLL- We was playing bizwiz on the stoop the other
day, man I was HONOROLL
3. PLANET- I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him
some seeds to grow wee, and he PLANET in the backyard
4. DISMAY- I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big
needle he said DISMAY hurt alittle.
5. OMELETE- I should punch you dead in the eye for what
you just said but OMELETTE this one go this time.
6. STAIRWAY- Getting high is stupid it just make you STAIRWAY
into space.
7. MOBILE- I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on
cash, and the man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE- I saw this dude running from the cops, but he
hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO- I got so mad at that girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH- I don't fell like being in school today so
AFTERMATH, I'm out.
11. LOCKET- I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING- My boo's birthday was yesterday, I got
her a DOMINEERING.
13. KENYA- I needed money to the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change
14. DERANGE- Is where the deer and antelop play.
15. DATA- At my basketball game I score 30 points, my
coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE
I git a job.
17. DIMENSION- I be tall, dark, handsome not to DIMENSION smart (HA!)
18. COATROOM- The jude said, "One more outburst like that and you'll be
throwed out de COATROOM!"
19. DECIDE- My boy fronting like he love his girl but eribody know he go a
couple of ova chicks on DECIDE.
