Man, talk about creating a new market for the manufacturers.
Arms dealer talking to friend:
"Man, I've been trying to seel these damn WMD's for years, but seems like the asking price is too high. Had some Muslims interested, but they're kind of worried the U.S. will catch them and they'd be in deep chit. Don't know how to get rid of all this plutonium, biological and chemical arms grade material I have. I even tried to hire Eddie Haskell as an agent-broker, but he politely refused.....
..... Now then, Kerry said he'd buy all the junk from me. Whoooopeeeeeeeee. Man, I'm gonna fix me up some more of these WMD's in caser Kerry wins. God Bless Amerrika"

Arms dealer talking to friend:
"Man, I've been trying to seel these damn WMD's for years, but seems like the asking price is too high. Had some Muslims interested, but they're kind of worried the U.S. will catch them and they'd be in deep chit. Don't know how to get rid of all this plutonium, biological and chemical arms grade material I have. I even tried to hire Eddie Haskell as an agent-broker, but he politely refused.....
..... Now then, Kerry said he'd buy all the junk from me. Whoooopeeeeeeeee. Man, I'm gonna fix me up some more of these WMD's in caser Kerry wins. God Bless Amerrika"
