LANE RANGER: Left Lane Laggards, please do right thing

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Joey Ledford - Staff
Sunday, June 29, 2003

You see it every day on the freeway --- one car or truck is cruising along in the left-most lane, with scores of frustrated followers tailing along behind. In front of them is at least a half-mile of vacant pavement.

I've always called them "Left Lane Laggards." They feel perfectly justified in obstructing traffic, refusing to yield to those who want to pass.

The National Motorists Association, the Wisconsin-based organization credited with the lobbying effort that ended the national 55 mph freeway speed limit, has designated June as "Lane Courtesy Month." I usually ignore such designations, but this one has merit, even as June fades into July.

How about a little lane courtesy for a change?

Lane courtesy, also known as lane discipline, had its American roots in the days when roads were almost all two lanes and curvy, and passing was difficult to impossible. In those days, motorists cared enough about their fellow man to recognize that some folks might be able to safely travel a little faster. They'd pull off to the side and let others pass.

When more roads became multilaned, the concept evolved. Drivers were taught to stay right except to pass and to yield the left lane when faster traffic approached.

Most of today's drivers aren't trained at all. The few who are trained aren't taught lane courtesy. The only roadway reminder of lane courtesy is ignored more than the sign that says "Speed Limit 55." It says "Slower Traffic Keep Right." I've always thought it might have more of an impact if it said "Stay Right Except to Pass."

Granted, when traffic is congested, all lanes fill up, and it's only natural that many vehicles will travel in the left lane. But when traffic is freely flowing, it's common courtesy to limit your use of the left lane to passing.

"There seems to be this mentality that I'm going the speed limit, and there's no reason for me to move over for lawbreakers," said Eric Skrum of the National Motorists Association. "That's a dangerous attitude."

Skrum notes that an obstructing driver has no idea why frustrated followers want by. Perhaps they have an emergency situation. Maybe they don't. But it is not the job of the obstructionist to enforce the speed limit, and the right thing to do is restore the free flow of traffic by yielding.

Blocking the left lane is a noted precursor to road rage. Left laners complain about tailgaters, never seeming to comprehend WHY they're being tailgated. Blocking the left lane also leads to passing on the right, since the motorist who wants to travel faster has no choice when his discourteous fellow motorists fail to take the hint.

Skrum said the NMA is trying to popularize a new set of driver-to-driver signals. It wants a brief flashing of the left turn signal to provide a clue to a left laner that he or she should yield. If that is unsuccessful, the organization suggests the more common flash of the headlights, which is inexplicably considered an insult by many left laners.

"There really isn't a legitimate reason not to do the courteous thing and get into that right lane when it is safe for you to do so," said Skrum.

It is also relevant that two Georgia Code sections make "lane courtesy" the law. One of them prohibits drivers in noncongested traffic from "traveling side by side . . . while in adjacent lanes."

Try a little lane courtesy today. It might help unclog your favorite freeway.

traffic@ajc.com
 

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I totally agree with this article except for the concept that those travelling in the left lane are unaware of the cars behind them. These passive aggressive folks know they are holding up traffic but, will, as the article states, use that "...I'm going the speed limit argument" to justify there rudeness.

Please people, move over, speed up, move back. Let the maniacs like me go by.

Eddie "always late for court" Haskell
 

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OH BOY you got me going had to deal with two of them on the way home tonight.

One was a Butler Co Jeep, had 2 bales of hay on the roof and the driver was of the female variety with cell phone riveted to her left ear rolling down the road (I270) at 60 MPH left lane of the three lane section.

Made me wish I had a flaming arrow for the hay.:firing:
 

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I bitch about this every fuhking year! I have to encounter these asshole every single day, to and from my job. 35 miles each way down highway 41.

I will tailgate you, flash the highbeams, scream, and fight like hell to stop from driving your ass into the ditch! These people are complete morons. The thing is, driving is like anything else. Somes good at it, and somes aint! Just because you have a license, that doesn't make you a good driver.

These are the classics that I face every single fuhking day:

  • Slow Poke Pete.

    Pete is as described above. Just decided that he wants to drive in the left hand lane. I go to work at 5am, so traffic is pretty light. I can't understand why someone is all alone in front of me, but in the LEFT lane!?? He is harmless, because I can zoom by on the right with no problem. He causes problems when traffic is a little more hectic.
  • "Your comin' up my ass, but I just gotta pass!"

    This jag off is content on being behind another vehicle in the right hand lane........Until you are zooming up in the left, and are about 5 car lenghts away. NOW this ass puppet decides he needs to pass the car infront of him. So, he doesn't bother to guage that you are about three seconds from hitting him if he pulls infront of you, and that if he let you pass, you would be by him in 10 seconds. No.....He gets out infront, makes you hit the brakes, and goes about one MPH faster than the cars he "had" to pass. It takes this cksker 5 miles to pass this car!
  • "I see you. Can you see me?"

    This is the dumbass who goes stride for stride with the car in the right hand lane. For countless miles, this tool will be able to look out the passenger side window at the driver next to him. Same exact speed, for miles, and miles.
  • "Truck you, buddy!"

    Ahhhh, the trucker. The one guy who knows the road. He makes his living out here, and respects the rules of the road.



    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!


    This was true up until about 10 years ago. Now, most of these coksukers are worse than anyone because, "Mine's bigger!" They will cut you off, slow down the world, and look down yer old ladies top, too! I hope the whore at the truck stop gives you the clap, you greezy bastid!
  • "Let me allow you to merge."

    This guy is nice enough to let the oncoming cars merge from the ramp. But not at HIS expense! No, he won't slow down and let the guy in. He'll just slide over into your lane, drive the same shitty speed, and make you hit your brakes! Why can't my horn say, "FUKC YOU!"

There's a shitload more, but I gotta get to bed. I need a good night's sleep to face these fukers tomorrow!:thefinger
 

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This is a problem in every State. Drove home last Christmas, left Texas thru Oklahoma into Kansas, even went into Missouri. Each State's highway signs read, "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY". "BUCKLE UP, STATE LAW". Drove 2 days up, and the way back in 1 day after Christmas, made me realize I am not cut out to be a NASCAR driver. Run into the same traffic situations each morning, scary at times, no accidents yet, in and out of a ditch one time with no damage.
 

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To add to Y's list, my other favorite is the guy who moves over into the left lane of the freeway when your comin up on him. He could have let you pass then move over but he wants to make sure and establish himself in the left lane goin 60mph.

Then I (having a ton of room in the right lane) move over to the right to pass the dork. He then, and only then, speeds up so that I can't pass him on the right and I have to then brake for slower moving traffic which we have finnally caught up to in the right lane.

Ultimate in passive aggressive behavior. By the way, Geno, I couldn't agree more about Butler County. I think the Coneheads (from Remulac, a small town in France) have a driving school in that county. Generally horrible drivers. Then again, anyone with a Kentucky plate..................

Edward
 

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Serenity now?.Serenity now! Those of you who watch Seinfeld will know what I mean.

I've been trying to get my stress levels down, so I take different ways to work to avoid the a**holes. Needless to say, but I haven't found a good one yet.
 

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the worst are the dumb f*cks who drive 3 miles an hour on a long curving road where you have nowhere to pass, then 5 hours and 3 miles later when you get on the interstate and can actually MOVE, this same f*ckstick PUNCHES the pedal like he's in the Indy 500:mad:
 

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Left lane idiots I have called them for years. But they think it's just fine. Speed limit is 35 were going 36 so stay behind me or go around me on the right. The othr mading thing is on our I systems. Many trucking firms have gone to speed controls. They cant go over 60 miles per hour. Some are set at about 61 or 62.
One of those trucks pulles out to pass the other. They block both lanes of say I-90 for 3 to 4 miles before one gets passed the ohter. A accident waiting to happen. :mad:
 
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It's a pain when people aren't aware of their surroundings. I drive a good bit each year (50-60k miles). I do park my rear end in the left lane, but will move to the right when necessary. But I can tell you more often that people drive up quickly to get behind me, and then if I move to the right hand lane, they don't pass. Then I get stuck behind some schmuck in the right lane, with the person on the left lollygagging to pass.

So it goes both ways. But certainly passing on the right has to be one of the more dangerous moves, no matter the skill of that particular driver. I think it's much better to wait for a driver to move to the left versus getting into the habit of passing on the right.

I would like to see the speed limit less enforced and stupid and dangerous driving more enforced. Tailgaiting and stuff like that isn't only dangerous, but it really *slows* traffic more than anything because that jackass is always on his brakes, which causes a chain reaction.

Anyway, bottom line is being aware of your surroundings, which is tough to teach and has nothing to do with cell phone use or anything else. I saw this great show on the raods in Germany and how they had no speed limits. That wouldnt be a great idea in the US because of the maintenance, but the idea of having a stricter code for licenses and different traffic enforcement is quite intersting. Maybe someone over there could elaborate with better information.
 
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