Larry "Bud" Melman........er, I mean Selig

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Will this douchebag just die, already.

Yeah, we get the fact that you don't want to see Bonds get Aaron's record. We get the fact that you don't want to be at every game from now until he does it. But, for Christ's sake, do you need to look like you know about as much about the game as the Queen of England?

Bond's cracked the tying home run, and when they showed this clown just looking around, I thought it was Stephen Hawking looking for his wheelchair!

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I swear to god he asked the guy next to him, "What just happened?"

I mean, you sit on Bob Costas' show and hem and haw like a goddamned politician when asked about steroids in baseball, as if looking the other way makes the issue go away! Then you act all incredulous towards the man who will be holding the most coveted record in sports in a matter of one more swing of the bat!

I would love the chance to kick those crusty, gnarled up, Austin Powers choppers of yours right down your hypocritical throat!!!!

Thank god you are such a busy guy that you leave the stadium as soon as Bonds has his last AB of the evening, so ESPN can quit showing us your uninterested, often yawning, mug!

GOD I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Just watch that guy!!!!!!

PLUS, he always looks like an unmade bed! Christ.....can't MLB get him a valet?



Oh, and I'll bet when he breaks the record, Selig leaves that game early, TOO!
 
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yyz, your missing the bigger story for saturday...

http://www.deuceofdavenport.com/2007/08/redskins-rabach-has-huge-sack.html


"They go in there together in between practices and do undesirable things...


Rabach has a penchant for showing off his nuts in the locker room and did so while we were talking to them.. Larry asked about Rabach?s ?brain,? to which he explained how much work he has put into increasing the size of his ballsack.. Jansen agreed that Rabach has one of the largest ballsacks he?s ever seen...Rabach also was mooning the Fox Morning Show live shot yesterday, which apparently could be seen visibly but from a long distance and you?d have to have known what you were looking for.. Rabach and Jansen admit they are always looking for ways to get their ass on TV."



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