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> > >testimony
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> > >Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
> > >
> > >pulse?
> > >
> > >A: No.
> > >
> > >Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > >
> > >A: No.
> > >
> > >Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > >
> > >A: No.
> > >
> > >Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
> > >
> > >began the autopsy?
> > >
> > >A: No.
> > >
> > >Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > >
> > >A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > >
> > >Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> > >
> > >A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
> > >
> > >law somewhere.
> > >
 
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