Lets create a story

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

I know there was one up last year, and since Christmas is right around the corner, why not start a story?

Here are the rules. You can only continue the story line with one sentence and try to keep it short. Lets see where this can go. Be imaginative and creative.

Here goes.....



As I turned the corner in the dark alley, something...or someone caught my eye...I couldn't believe what I saw........

 

[BahamaMama]

(you will regret the direction i take this Tony, but ummm, first is first )

........there in all their glory were the Chippendale Dancers....

 

[Penguinfan]

or just a bunch of runaway homo's, I'm not sure.

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

Yes, after looking at them again I was sure, they were runaway homos....Then I turn around and at the other end of the alley was a bunch of hooter girls, and one of them was....

 

[Morris]

My wife, I never had a clue....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

that she was a crossdresser.......???? so then she.........

 

[Morris]

said ... Let me introduce you to 2 of my friends, Miss November and Miss December.....

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

only to find out that its really Mr November and Mr December... I looked away as they showed themselves..

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

as i looked away, i saw that Jessica Alba was heading up the street nearby and decided to see what she was up to......because what the hell, it's my story, and i hang out with her all the time.....

....to my great excitement she.....

 

[Penguinfan]

was actually Bill Cowher in disguise

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

(way to ruin the fantasy.....!!! This is a story thread, not a VENT THREAD!!!!!)



so then i asked him, how can you guys tank it against the TEXANS at home, you fawks!!!???? and he replied :

 

[spartan]

just because your wives didn't give you any this week, doesn't mean you have to stare at the cheerleaders the whole game . Wait till

 

[hellah10]

.....after the season, I will get my group of hookers and play doctor with them, using my....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

" nine inch tongue depressor"....making sure i get a looks see at what the problem is.....hopefully Spartan won't mind.....as he

 

[hellah10]

he wanted the same hookers....I told his ass to go to East 9th street and get those sluts that go 40 dollars an hour....but noooooo instead he went with the hoes at...

 

[THE KOD]

Slow Mo's Bar & Grill. There the woman are a dime a dozen and they all smell like a good seafood sandwhich.

So he ran around the corner and whipped out....

 

[Senor Capper]

a nickel.

a nickel.

And gots himself 6 womens & took them into the walk-in freezer in the rear, where he took out his 12 inch french roll and.......

 

[hellah10]

....saw that shit go from 12 inches to 12 cenimeters. as he stood there looking like a moron - he quickly pleaded his case to the hoes, but those skanks said....

 

[BahamaMama]

....we don't buy that shrinkage crap when water isn't involved, so don't try telling us it used to be measured in inches......

 

[ronnieseah]

now you bent over. so he bent over. and then.......