Liberals, Conseratives, & Texans

[THE KOD]

Now I understand the differance :

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:
BANG!

Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!




Scott King of Dogs

 

[Doughboy]

It is great to be a Texan!!!:moon:

 

[chickenman]

It sure is good to be a Texan!!!

 

[SmashMouth]

Thanks for your Governor. He is turning out to be a surprisingly good president for the mumbling dumbass i thought he was.
I will now vote for him. He has proved me wrong. He is a decent guy with morals.

 

[THE KOD]

Thanks for your Governor. He is turning out to be a surprisingly good president for the mumbling dumbass i thought he was.
I will now vote for him. He has proved me wrong. He is a decent guy with morals.

I will vote for him now, but damn if he aint a war monger. Dont ya just love it. You know what would be a good thing. Saddam allows us to totally disarm him and we destroy all his weapons. Then we go in and get him and shoot him in the head. The whole world can't be stupid. The right things have to be done. He is a horrible man and a dictator. Nothing more needs to be said. On with it.

Then we look over at North Korea and Bush says...... What was that you said ?


Scott King of Dogs

 

[SixFive]

:lol:

 

[THE KOD]

I was just wondering where Eddie Haskell would fit in to one of these slots. ?

Haskell you little beeech, if you see this please reply :thefinger



Scott King of Dogs

 

[chickenman]

Great thoughts Scott.

What was Saddam a dictator or a d*cktaster?

 

[Tenzing]

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yarrgh matey, 'tis nice to be living in heaven.

 

[THE KOD]

Here I am Eddie Haskell you little beechh!!

Now please respondee.


thanking you in advance.



Scott King of Dogs

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Scott:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Ed

 

[THE KOD]

Scott:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Ed

Its not huh. OK then what the hell more do you need ? I am tired of you ignoring me ! I am tired of the way you think you can just slip in here under the radar and never give a straight answer. I am sick of the way you act all high and mighty and slap down us little folks.

Just say that it aint so Joe !


Hope that helps.


PS Oh also in another post of mine ! that you dont read ! I asked you kindly to change your quote thingee. It was like a little play on words about the beaver. Did you respond ? Hell NO!

You have taken me over the edge Eddie. I am not sure what more I have to say about this so that will be my final word on this matter !


Scott King of Dogs

 

[THE KOD]

Eddie Haskell

If I offended you in some way then for that I apologize.

I am working on getting you some work.

There are alot of people issues that need to be solved if we are to move forward peacefully.


Scott King of Dogs