Limerick

[buddy]

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea!
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

(I'm bored. I think I'll try to filet a fly.)

 

[IntenseOperator]

:mj13:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

there was a lady who begat
bouncing triplets named Nat Pat and Tat
was fun in the breeding
but hell in the feeding
as she had no spare tit for tat

 

[buddy]

The mouse, it's said,
finds cats ill-bred.
They make his stomach sicken.
My cat thinks mice
are rather nice
and taste a bit like chicken.

 

[taoist]

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

 

[taoist]

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said Sex is one thing I do know
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!


:scared

 

[c20916]

There once was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral cunt.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!

:mj07: