Look Ma, I'ts the Maggot.

Maggot

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And he got his balls handed to him last week. I have lost some tough games in college so far and I got my mud hole stomped in some others. I'm definitely do for some luck though because today while out trying to score some gas station drugs with my kid and his fat bitch of a girlfriend a black cat crossed our path. Oh wait am i even allowed to say that nowadays? Let me rephrase.. An African American crossed my path. Long story short he was looking to sell some things that the kid was looking to smoke or snort or stuff up his ass or something. Anyway this guy Kelvin took us to this dive bar that he worked at that had the best bbq I've had in years. I had 2 cold PBR's and some BBQ brisket and babybacks for 12 bucks. Naturally I had to foot the bill for my kid and large marge which was not nearly as cheap.

I will update the miserable record shortly but for now I will give you the early plays.



The teaser
3 units

Utah -4.5
Arkansas -1.5
Temple -.5

Parlay it for 1 unit
-14.5
-11.5
-10.5
 

Maggot

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I hope my crack committee was able to get the math right because I got a "follower" on here who likes to chime in once in awhile. Have at it though bro. Your time may be better served tracking the records of the guys who don't post them though son.

ytd
straight 2-5 - 895

Parlays 0-2 -150


Teasers 1-1 - 210


Stellar I know.. but the season is in diapers
 

Amethyest

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Still waiting

Still waiting

I do love *your* threads and picks though :0008
 

Maggot

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Playing usf plus 7

Maryland has big time problems at quarterback. And will play close to the vest small play one unit
 

Maggot

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Arizona state minus 27. 3 units. New Mexico is bad enough at home they sleepwalk through most of the road games over the years they will get trounced tonight. Three big units

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Maggot

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Lol I can't even get then right when they played the night before! Obviously asu is a no play. Dumb ass. Hospital stay has me all loopy

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