and I still got some cash:00hour
straight plays 2-2 +170
PARLAYS 0-1 - 100
teasers 2-0 +500
Remember for those keeping score at home:SIB my parlay and teaser bankroll is seperate from my straight action.
What did we learn last week.. Never bet against your team... (Giants) and never expect a bad tean to do good things for you, (Vikings)
We also learned never play online blackjack at one of online sportsbooks. Good grief they make more convenient mistakes that always happen at the worst time. Naturally they do just fine when you have a losing hand but twice on a double down and or split situation they showed me how much i won yet it never wound up in my balance. Lucky for me it was when I was trying to teach the queen how to play and she taught me how to send a screenshot to some jagoff in a call center who had to get another "special ist to try to explain things to me... Long story short I got "Jim" over in the Phillapines to give me my money (twice) in a 90 minute period after threatening to come down there and show that dog eater what's what. I shit you not!
The Maggot does not need this type of sggrivstion in my life.
Remember what I said last week about my strategy for 3 teamers this year? Well in case you are just tuning in every week i will play a 3 team parlay and tease it for more units tthen the parlay. I look for teams that look especially unbeatable with the 10 points as my goal is to hit the teaser and if the parlay hits that is like giving the baby sitter a little extra something extra for looking at your weiner and maybe a little handgy while you get a little stinky finger.
This weeks locks with the 10 point adjustment are
Green Bay at home getting the 6,5 adjusted against a seattle team that just got out physicalled by the rams and now had to head back west before coming east to lambeau to play the best qb and O line combo.
And the Patriots who love Rex Ryan week even if they won't say it out loud. plus 10 adjusted against the upstart Bills with their fancy QB who Bill B will throw tons of special treets at to welcome him to the division. Greg Brady gave the salmami to Carol and Marcia back in the day and Ol' Tom Brady gives it to his bitches Giselle and Rodger Goodell. Ain't no way he loses by 10 to that blowhard that still has the Jets tattoo on his arm.
And the Saints pk (adjusted) against the bucs and their mentally unstable Qb who is one or two steps removed from being a blood gang member until he proves otherwise, There is no way on Gods green earth That brees and Payton don't figure a way to win this game out at home.
So there you have it the anatomy of a winning three teamer.
teaser
Green Bay +6.5
New England +10
Saints pk
for 3 healthy units
parlay
GB-3.5
Pats pk
Saints -10
1 unit gets me 6
Played Gb straight also but bought the hook -3 for 130
3 units. in my mind worst I do heere is a push on this straight action so I will play it for a deuce,
2 units
See ya later in the week, Keep your hands to your self.
We also learned never
straight plays 2-2 +170
PARLAYS 0-1 - 100
teasers 2-0 +500
Remember for those keeping score at home:SIB my parlay and teaser bankroll is seperate from my straight action.
What did we learn last week.. Never bet against your team... (Giants) and never expect a bad tean to do good things for you, (Vikings)
We also learned never play online blackjack at one of online sportsbooks. Good grief they make more convenient mistakes that always happen at the worst time. Naturally they do just fine when you have a losing hand but twice on a double down and or split situation they showed me how much i won yet it never wound up in my balance. Lucky for me it was when I was trying to teach the queen how to play and she taught me how to send a screenshot to some jagoff in a call center who had to get another "special ist to try to explain things to me... Long story short I got "Jim" over in the Phillapines to give me my money (twice) in a 90 minute period after threatening to come down there and show that dog eater what's what. I shit you not!
The Maggot does not need this type of sggrivstion in my life.
Remember what I said last week about my strategy for 3 teamers this year? Well in case you are just tuning in every week i will play a 3 team parlay and tease it for more units tthen the parlay. I look for teams that look especially unbeatable with the 10 points as my goal is to hit the teaser and if the parlay hits that is like giving the baby sitter a little extra something extra for looking at your weiner and maybe a little handgy while you get a little stinky finger.
This weeks locks with the 10 point adjustment are
Green Bay at home getting the 6,5 adjusted against a seattle team that just got out physicalled by the rams and now had to head back west before coming east to lambeau to play the best qb and O line combo.
And the Patriots who love Rex Ryan week even if they won't say it out loud. plus 10 adjusted against the upstart Bills with their fancy QB who Bill B will throw tons of special treets at to welcome him to the division. Greg Brady gave the salmami to Carol and Marcia back in the day and Ol' Tom Brady gives it to his bitches Giselle and Rodger Goodell. Ain't no way he loses by 10 to that blowhard that still has the Jets tattoo on his arm.
And the Saints pk (adjusted) against the bucs and their mentally unstable Qb who is one or two steps removed from being a blood gang member until he proves otherwise, There is no way on Gods green earth That brees and Payton don't figure a way to win this game out at home.
So there you have it the anatomy of a winning three teamer.
teaser
Green Bay +6.5
New England +10
Saints pk
for 3 healthy units
parlay
GB-3.5
Pats pk
Saints -10
1 unit gets me 6
Played Gb straight also but bought the hook -3 for 130
3 units. in my mind worst I do heere is a push on this straight action so I will play it for a deuce,
2 units
See ya later in the week, Keep your hands to your self.
We also learned never
