Look Mom.. It's the freaking Maggot.. The Teaser Whisperer.. Week 5

[Maggot]

Yea yea I know anyone can hit a teaser. They're easy.:shrug: The question is can you hit them at an 80% clip? Because if I shit the bed on my teaser this week thats exactly where I will be.. Right now your Pal The maggot is 8 and freaking 1 on teasers. It just goes to show you hard work and blind stupid luck get red fucking hot once in awhile.

Updated record year to date:

Straight 13-11 minus $160

Parlays 1-4 + $500


Teasers 8-1 + $1240


It's getting chilly in Jersey and the Queens son has moved his outdoor bar for his friends including his bugzapper into his cave in the basement. I guess these savages brought the bugs inside because the fucking zapper has been going off all night. Either that or one of these Meth freaks is fucking that son of a bitch. The Maggot does not need this kind of pressure in my life. I better go check it out and see if they got a beer or two I can bum. Iwill have a few early ones tomorrow.

 

[Maggot]

Ok tragedy averted they were just trying to roast marshmallows and I was able to steal a couple of Olympias. Quite possibly the worst beer on the planet. This beer is putrid. It is so bad it is good if you know what I mean. The best part about it is they tell you the secret of why it is so bad right on the can.
There slogan?
"It's the water"

Simply Beautiful.

Ok on to business,

You didn't think the Maggot would call himself the teaser whisperer, without no friggin teaser did you?
Now I admit the name teaser whisperer is no where near as cool as KOD but if I hit a few I'm hoping it catches onopcorn2

Here we go the anatomy of my 3 team teaser.

Now Old Rex Ryan is dumb as a stump when it comes to game management and offense but his players have a history of just lovimg him and circling the waggons and getting off the deck for him when he needs them to. They are laying 2and a hook at the titans and I think they win by 7 here. But give me the 7.5 adjusted and I feel tingles in my balls.

The Fat man in KC is off to a bad start in a division some thought he would win. Now the Bears come to town after a win. I can't see this Bear team winning too many on the road. The Chiefs are laying 9 and it will go to 10. I'm jumped in here. The crowd will be fired up the Bears suck and Kc is getting one when we adjust the line. We got a fat coach in a red shirt with a jacked up team due for a win.

Only one more thing to be said
Hey Kool Aid!!!


So after these two games you know the Mag is 2-0 headed into our third leg.

The Giants offense is clicking and all the sudden the Atlanta loss don't look so bad. Eli is a country bumkin and has redressed with his clock mgt, but he is playing some great Qb. They are running the ball decently and the defense has played well except the 4th quarter when they need a nap. Prime time agains the 49ers who are down on defense and missing pieces and a coach. The total is at 43. Which sounds about right adjust it down 10 to 33 and it sounds like stealing. All we need to beat a number like that is a freak td.

Bills plus 7.5
Kc plus 1
Giant over 33

Love it 3 units

Parlay
Bills -2.5
Kc-9
Giant over 43.
1.5 to win 9

 

[Maggot]

Arizona over 44. Like them to put up at least maybe more in a big bounce back effort one unit.

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[Maggot]

Arizona minus 2.5. Big 3units

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[Maggot]

Rams plus 10 minus 125. Think they keep it within the number. Rams can run the ball and keep Rodgers off the field and they have a very underaded defense.
1.5 units

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[Amethyest]

As much as I love

As much as I love

These threads, and I read everyone by the way.

It might be time to settle up, don't you think?

Pm me or whatever that thing is called :toast:

( loving *your* play's by the way )

:0008

 

[Maggot]

Sure get my email from the admin

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[Maggot]

Giant over 43 is now a straight play also. 2 units

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[Maggot]

The teaser got fu bared by the kool-aid man. Giants minus 6.5 1 unit. Bought hook

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