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straight 5-7
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teasers 3-1
plus 440
parlays 1-2
plus 700

The Queen is in charge of the finances in the Maggot Household. My checks come in as do hers but she is in charge of what goes out. She knows I bet and is cool with it until settle up day which is today. Thursdays on losing weeks she gets tighter than virgins ass on national Gay marriage day. Milky is my bookie for 27 years off and on now. He is about 85 but still sharp as a razor. He is the sweetest guy in the world but don't ever try to stiff him because he has the worst kind of friends.. The Irish Mob. They don't kill ya normally but they hit harder than mules kick and make you wish they'd just shoot ya.

Anyway I seen Milky bust a guy up on his own about 10 years ago I shit you not. Milky is old school. He only handles straight action. Needless to say today I was showing up at the joint and paying. When you pay him he orders you a dtink of whatever he thinks you need. Today I got a Johnny Walker Blue. If you are handing him a good amount you have to sit down and have lunch or dinner on him. I had the crab cakes. I gotta say they taste a whole lot better when the whole joint doesn't know your a loser and you are coming home to an upset Queen. Even though Im actually up due to my parlays and teasers that don't count to Queen Katherine the terrible because that money is offshore and not in her clutches until January.

I think the line tonight is pretty tight and I won't touch it. I think my Giants should win but they are shaken up right now. This is a must win obviously they are the better team but who knows.

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I'm staying on Arizona - 6
The desert will be a crazy atmosphere this week and I think they have advantages all over the field. I look for them to win big here. Big edge on specials and big edge in their secondary vs 49er receivers. Cards can exploit big wholes to run through and give Palmer nice passing lanes for short to mid length throws. They will win the turnover battle and will give their bettors a comfortable cover.
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Will write this game up later but I'm going to play Dallas over Atlanta. I love to play teens I love to play teens to lose their quarterback next week.

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Took the boys plus 1. When a good team loses their quarterback that next week they normally all play a little bit above their ability levels it usually results in a win. I feel the Cowboys offensive line will absolutely dominate Atlanta's defensive front seven they will run at will and do what they do best. Recommend a 3 unit play

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Just curious how are the Eagles going to score against this jet defense with that secondary I have no clue. Really like this jet defense a lot obviously not much to like about the Eagle often so far. Strongly recommend playing the under 46 for the total 2.5 units

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It is time to create a teaser/ parlay. Again we are looking for sides that look unbeatable with the 10 pt adjustment, and then maybe we catch a few breaks like last week and we cash on the parlay too.

I love to bet against a rookie qb coming against a good defense on the road. Especially when that rookie just won on the road. Texans in a must win with a coach that I think can get the most out of this squad in this spot. Adjusted line here is texans Plus 3.5.... Love the sound of that


I love adjusting a line 10 pts in the doggies direction in a hard hitting division battle. I believe the Bengals are the better team vs the Ravens on a neutral field. Their Offensive line is opening sick holes. Bengals are deep at the skill positions and Dalton has time to throw he has some nice toys to throw to.
Baltimore plays hard but they don't have the horses to cover 12.5 adjusted line... Tasty

Ok so I'm pretty damn confident I'm 2-0 and just need the 3rd leg to cash my teaser I had a couple options here...

I love adding 10 points to a desperate doggie at home in the Lions against a Bronco team that is very lucky to be 2-0
Kubiak wants to run the ball and lord knows they will be able to run against the Lions. This plus the tough bronco defense should keep kubiak keeping the game close to the vest which is exactly where we want it when we have Stafford and Megatron getting 13 at home withe a backdoor cover looming large if by some chance Denver ever goes head by that kind of scratch.


This teaser looks fatter than the Cash Games at borgata p any given Saturday. If you can't win there you may as well start your Christmas shopping with the missus.



houston plus 3.5
Cincy plus 12.5
Detroit plus 13

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Parlay
Houston laying 6.5
Bengals plus 2.5
Detroit plus 3
1 unit to win 6


In previous years I would have hit this harder but I'm trying to stick to the plan in this offshore account and play with their money making sure I don;t need to dip back into mine. It's a long season and I want to hit 10 out of 17 teasers and 3 parlays to clear a profit based on my thinking of what it will take to make profitability happen. Hoping this account grows into 7 days in Aruba in February,
 

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I played charger under 22.5 for the first half. Think Vikings defense and run game keep this a 10 to 7 type first half.
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The early parlay and teaser are definitely within reach! Someone please tell me how I can have the Vikings 1st half total score exactly right and be so far off on the eagle jet total. Let's go boys it's winning time







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Well like I thought I'm to know going into the third leg. That was thinking about potential middle opportunity. Any thoughts or advice would be appreciated on this

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Sometimes the maggot feels like he's talking to himself. Over 1000 views and nobody is talking to me. Holler at your boy! Looks like we have a shot at a real big day I'm playing the over forty four and a half total in the night game. Both teams can score points in a hurry if they fall behind. Stafford is it gunslinger but he makes a lot of mistakes usually good for points the other way.
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And we obviously have a strong rooting interest in Detroit + 3 + + 13 for the teaser

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Do not post much here buy have been a lurker for years. It always seems that when this many people is on the same side then the game goes the other way. GL Maggott. I will be on Denver first half and game.
 

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Thx brdbomb and hope that this was the only game that you tagged on ramjet because this / is not looking too sweet

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Lots of game left and a score before half here by Denver and who knows.
 
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