Record year to date
Straight equals 16-13 +$128
Parlays 1-5 + $350
Teasers 8-2 +$880
Well tonight I'm bartending down at the post! That can mean only one thing. Yup you guessed it the women's softball league is finally over and tonight is the first night of the He Man Woman corn hole league! I'm guaranteed to make a quick $100 cash plus tips because nobody wants to bartend for the diesel broads. While most of these guys are all grizzled war veterans down at the post, nobody wants to bartend this night. The place is filled with lesbos and not the good kind, and these bitched get tough as nails when they're playing cornhole and throwing back Jagermeister shots. I'm bringing an equalizer though. My special Arnold Palmer jello shots complete with a dash of Visine in each one. Guaranteed to have these burly broads shitting themselves before 9:30.
If I were to bet tonight's game I would lean to the Chargers - the four. But those keeping track of me this year no I never touch a side in a game that involves the Steelers they screw me over either way. I I do see Pittsburgh riding Bell and the running game as far as they can the try to keep rivers off the field as much as possible. I just don't think they can punch the ball in the endzone with the dog killer. I see this game somewhere around 2413 so I also lean to the under. I'm not sure if I'm going to pull the trigger but you will be the first to know and I know you can't wait!
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Straight equals 16-13 +$128
Parlays 1-5 + $350
Teasers 8-2 +$880
Well tonight I'm bartending down at the post! That can mean only one thing. Yup you guessed it the women's softball league is finally over and tonight is the first night of the He Man Woman corn hole league! I'm guaranteed to make a quick $100 cash plus tips because nobody wants to bartend for the diesel broads. While most of these guys are all grizzled war veterans down at the post, nobody wants to bartend this night. The place is filled with lesbos and not the good kind, and these bitched get tough as nails when they're playing cornhole and throwing back Jagermeister shots. I'm bringing an equalizer though. My special Arnold Palmer jello shots complete with a dash of Visine in each one. Guaranteed to have these burly broads shitting themselves before 9:30.
If I were to bet tonight's game I would lean to the Chargers - the four. But those keeping track of me this year no I never touch a side in a game that involves the Steelers they screw me over either way. I I do see Pittsburgh riding Bell and the running game as far as they can the try to keep rivers off the field as much as possible. I just don't think they can punch the ball in the endzone with the dog killer. I see this game somewhere around 2413 so I also lean to the under. I'm not sure if I'm going to pull the trigger but you will be the first to know and I know you can't wait!
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