***madjacks Softball Team Coaches*** Lolololo

[Justinsmom829]

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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HIRED THE WRONG KID TO MOW YOUR LAWN

10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag

9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes
of 13 cats

8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher

7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades
with his head

6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the
mulcher

5. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system

4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings

3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus

2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks

1. No toes

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[ESSO]

Our coaches should try and show up once in awhile!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Doesn't that suck that they don't show up? At least Gene tries to get there. I think that we are really going to need them when playoff time comes. I am so disappointed.

M

 

[ESSO]

Yea me too. I agree with u on the fact that we r going to need them come playoffs.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Maybe we should try and get some other people who are willing to come out everyday week. It sucks when we don't even know what our lineup is. I mean Gene tries and he is great but I will tell you getting up to bat and hearing, "get a hit for once" isn't to good for my self-esteem, LOL. :thefinger

 

[ESSO]

Yea I agree with u. I think he means well, but he doesn't say things the right way. It always seems like he is putting people down. I really was hating on him on Tuesday. Besides me feeling like shit, he was just being mean and that made me feel even worse.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Sue ~ do you want me to kick his azz? I will just say the word LOL

 

[Helen]

Hey you two, I think that guy doesn't really mean any harm. He told me "way to blow it when everyone was counting on you"...I didn't really take it to heart because I think he is just trying to fit in with us. We all bust on each other and think nuttin of it because we are tight. He probably thinks he is in with us like that. Don't pay him any attention, you know as well as I do he is scared. He knows that each and everyone us can kick his :moon: LOL!!!!! He's harmless, don't sweat it.

 

[ESSO]

I am not sweating it. I know he is just trying to fit in and means well (at least he still shows up, which is more than I can say for our other two coaches). I think he is trying a little too hard though. I don't let him get to me normally, I just felt like shit and was in no mood for his.