MadJacks Super Bowl Party Action Thread.....Let us unfortunates live Vicariously.....

yyz

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You want a story?

I'm having a blast!

Got in at about 9am yesterday, and got lucky right away at the Avis counter, by being the only person in line!

Checked in at Sunset at 11am, and gave 'em about four hours worth of gambling. Up a little bit. Decided to get some grub, and had the ol $6 buffet!

(Word to the wise........you STILL get what you pay for in this world!) Regular resaurants for the rest of my stay, here.

Gamble somemore, and finished the night with $160 more than I strted with. Girlfriend down about a hundy.

Sauntered into the Madjack Party at about 8, and saw Fletcher right away. I introduced myself as Private Petey, and gave him a Three Stooges eye-poke, before yanking his pants around his ankles, and shouting out, "yee-haw"!

Well........maybe that didn't realy happen.

Recognized several Madjackers from their past party photos and met several more. Spent a good amount of time chatting with Goat, Chanman, and Mama. Talked with IX_Bender and Pro190 for a while, too. Shook Kosar's hand (after taking a piss and not washing), and eyed up Ray's wife for a good part of the night. (She introduced herself to me, but hey.......she's only human. I don't blame her.)

Dismissed myself from the party about 9:20, and got some shut eye. We were running on about 20 straight hours, and were pretty well tuckeed out.

I will hollor again tomorrow!
 
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you went to bed at 9:20??? geez I hope Sunset gives you the Senior Citizen discount.
 

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They did. They said it would fall just under the "asshole" rate they would charge you if you could ever pull yourself away from whatever the fuk it is you do, and try enjoying yourself.

Keep living the dream, Self-Love.
 
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get some rest, yyz- the Sunset Shuffleboard tourney starts at 11:00 AM
 

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Re: LMAO..............

Re: LMAO..............

Franky Wright said:
That was good YYZ...........

Bye the way, when Fletcher had his pants down around his ankles.......did the Woman faint!!;)


more of an uncontrolable laughter......but who noticed ??? :rolleyes:
 

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Okay gang. First off....pardon any typos, as this computer is hooked to the television, and the picture is a little grainy.

Decided to head for a drive today, and hit some "off Strip" casinos. Played a little cards here after breakfast, and the winning continued. Drove to Orleans and played there for a liittle. Won a little more. Over to the Palms to see hwat all the fuss is about. I guess it was too early for the coke heads to have their "whore paint" on, as it looked like mostly locals this early afternoon.

I swung by the high roller area just to see what kind of people played there. Plenty of Young Turks who would need to be carded getting milk at te 7-11. These guys are signing markers, and flinging thousand dollar chips like Fritos.

"If I keep getting card like this, I'll need another marker!"

"That's great Ace.........Wipe that powder off yer upper lip."

Girlfriend plyed here with our money. She won't play at higher minimum tables, so I pooled my money with her, so she could play. She gets nervous playing for anything over 20 bucks, so she only played about 4 shoes. She quit with each of us up a fifty spot.

Next, we drove downtown. Did a mini death march, and most of the casinos were full up at the tables. We did get a little play in at the California, and Main Street Station.

By the end of the trip, we were both up nicely.

I know this is the kiss of death, but I have walked away from every blackjack table this trip with more money than I sat down with. That is almost 30 tables. By far the best luck I have had at cards. Now......if some of these guys would show me how to play poker...........
 

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USSRV LOOPHOLE RAYMOND MAMA GOAT MACH1 FERDVILLE and I
all played some Hoops at Sunset and did very very well.

Now we got loads to blow on props ;) LOL

(hope I didn't forget somebody -probably did)
 

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Het crapper you forgot me g.mason WINNER NOVA winner richmond HIGE WINNER memphis LOST so 3 out of 4 walking away with a nice pay check for most for a month;) Loop hit had to be 13 out of 14 games, Ray did good ferd was going strong along with his son who looks 16 tops but is 33 now that sucks and had a chick after you left come up and lay her rack right on my shoulder twice she just moved here from ca then once in the face and ask for my number Ray was right there true story no made up one , i thought long and hard and hard was right no ring on finger then i said i would see he later in here she lives by us, she ask are you married i said no because i am not and she said did not matter anyway , but i was good and did not give out my number what a dumb ass she said she would see me monday at 10 wanted to play black jack she has no job or friends yet she came by 3 times loop was there also, 8 years ago when i was drinking i would of gave number, address car keys . credit cards ( what a rack) and when she bounced them off my lips she laughed and said sorry and then said i am sure it did not hurt you, damn i must be getting old not to give number or have gained morels she was 25 tops black hair nice tan and huge rack i am going to go cry because i was faithful i must be stupid but will play black jack with her monday in the am. she even remembered my name hell i don't even know hers it and they caught me off guard, glad ray and others were there because no one would believe it she lives right by us. she was a solid 8.5 ughhh what a rack bounced off my lips and i hold back the number do know her address that shit just does not happen she must have something on the spoiled side down below none of it made sense, even me not coughing up the digets but just could not pull the triger would not of been right.
 

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we shut ins

we shut ins

call them "mommy bags".....


and fletch....darvocet and levitra don`t go well together...:D

get `em,guys....
 
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Damn Fletch, you must have had your juices flowing!!!!:eek: LMAO!!

Good thing I wasnt there, she would be mine!!;) :tongue j/k!

Someone got a wireless feed, maybe we could get a play by play of the Monday morning card game!!!

YYZ....Love the write ups, keep em coming. Sounds like wall to wall people!!:( I take it the Palms is the new "X-Gen" place?

Have fun gang and stay safe.........

Franky
:)
 

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was gonna tell the Tale of Fletcher Girl

was gonna tell the Tale of Fletcher Girl

but he beat me to it. I was sitting next to Loop but keeping in the background as I came in late and talk was all hoops and FB which is not the best thing for a hockey/baseball guy. Usually. But it was very good thing yesterday as Raymond won more parlays and then tried to convince loophole (having a superb day in CBB) to try at least one parlay. Inspired me to try a five way with 3 of my hockey and two of their hoops (Loophole liked GA Southen, Raymond and Fletcher liked Reno and UNLV)---and it all won!

this blackhaired gal barely outta teens did indeed pick out Fletcher to ask advice on parlay card. He obliged, the kindly and helpful man me he is.... She was bit pudgy, but not too much and that's ok. I never did look at face enough to check out the teeth.


what do fat chicks and scooters have in common?

they are both fun to ride until a friend sees you.


Met RexBulder and we talked pucks for awhile. Very nice to have some other puck guys here finally at MJ party. He and others liked my reasoning for over in Dallas Stars game and put hundreds on it. I didn't like it that well and with my tiny bankroll I just take the "best" stuff---so of course it went over before game half done! if only all days went like that....

GOAT told everyone night before to take Bowling Green. Few did and sure enuf covered easily.


but what a day! hang with friends, meet new ones---and all the time keeping eye on your bets as you talk sportsbetting and watch games!!
 
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