Maggot is off Base 4/26

Maggot

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Is this month over yet? Fuck me. The Maggot feels like a double amputee whose electric wheelchair is out of juice in a party full of Bow legged Brazilian exotic dancers.

Just like him if I don't get things rolling soon my wallet will be empty and my queen will hit me over the head with a frying pan and and put her fut up my ass. The only difference is the double amputee will wake up with rug burn on his face and mudhole that feels like he got a colonoscopy by Dr. Sandy Bagfulladicks.

The moral of the story don't bet baseball until the winter in Jersey is over and never go to a party full of Brazilian dancers guaranteed half of them bitches are packing.


ytd
straight 3-8:facepalm:
minus 725
Parlays
2-0
plus 1052
plus $327 overall

Colorado-125
1 unit

parlay

Kc-130
Ny over 8+110
Oaktown -155
Detroit under 8.5 -115

1 unit gets me $1042.


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