> You must read this (rapidly) to the end.
>
>
> All you have to do to make a woman happy is be:
>
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father figure
> 6. a teacher
> 7. an educator
> 8. a cook
> 9. a gardener
> 10. a carpenter
> 11. a driver
> 12. an engineer
> 13. a mechanic
> 14. an interior decorator
> 15. a stylist
> 16. a sex therapist
> 17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
> 18. a psychologist
> 19. a psychiatrist
> 20. a therapist
> 21. a good father
> 22. a gentleman
> 23. well organized
> 24. tidy
> 25. very clean
> 26. athletic
> 27. affectionate
> 28. affable
> 29. attentive
> 30. ambitious
> 31. amenable
> 32. articulate
> 33. bold
> 34. brave
> 35. creative
> 36. courageous
> 37. complimentary
> 38. capable
> 39. decisive
> 40. intelligent
> 41. imaginative
> 42. interesting
> 43. prudent
> 44. patient
> 45. polite
> 46. passionate
> 47. respectful
> 48. sweet
> 49. strong
> 50. skillful
> 51. supportive
> 52. sympathetic
> 53. tolerant
> 54. understanding
> 55. someone who loves shopping
> 56. someone who doesn't make problems
> 57. someone who never looks at other women
> 58. very rich
>
> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
>
> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with
> them than with her
> 61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where
> she goes
>
> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
>
> 62. Not forget the dates of:
> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> * graduation
> * birthday
> * menstruation
>
> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you
> are
> not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel
> overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and
> run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she
> meets...
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Let him play with your tits
>
>
> All you have to do to make a woman happy is be:
>
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father figure
> 6. a teacher
> 7. an educator
> 8. a cook
> 9. a gardener
> 10. a carpenter
> 11. a driver
> 12. an engineer
> 13. a mechanic
> 14. an interior decorator
> 15. a stylist
> 16. a sex therapist
> 17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
> 18. a psychologist
> 19. a psychiatrist
> 20. a therapist
> 21. a good father
> 22. a gentleman
> 23. well organized
> 24. tidy
> 25. very clean
> 26. athletic
> 27. affectionate
> 28. affable
> 29. attentive
> 30. ambitious
> 31. amenable
> 32. articulate
> 33. bold
> 34. brave
> 35. creative
> 36. courageous
> 37. complimentary
> 38. capable
> 39. decisive
> 40. intelligent
> 41. imaginative
> 42. interesting
> 43. prudent
> 44. patient
> 45. polite
> 46. passionate
> 47. respectful
> 48. sweet
> 49. strong
> 50. skillful
> 51. supportive
> 52. sympathetic
> 53. tolerant
> 54. understanding
> 55. someone who loves shopping
> 56. someone who doesn't make problems
> 57. someone who never looks at other women
> 58. very rich
>
> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
>
> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with
> them than with her
> 61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where
> she goes
>
> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
>
> 62. Not forget the dates of:
> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> * graduation
> * birthday
> * menstruation
>
> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you
> are
> not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel
> overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and
> run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she
> meets...
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Let him play with your tits
