Union Rules & Hookers----
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry.... it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued.... until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules"
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80, and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100; looked around the room; and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority.... and according to union rules, she's next."
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry.... it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued.... until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules"
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80, and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100; looked around the room; and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority.... and according to union rules, she's next."
