Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he
laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at
what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner
to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will
be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."
DAMN SHE'S GOOD!
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and
storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides
to
make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING!
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Marriage (Part III)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six " in spite of
her
objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
go
home and wants to
find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his
voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY!
"God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece."
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he
laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at
what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner
to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will
be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."
DAMN SHE'S GOOD!
*******************************************************
Marriage (Part II)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and
storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides
to
make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING!
*******************************************************
Marriage (Part III)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six " in spite of
her
objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
go
home and wants to
find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his
voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY!
"God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece."
